"I jerk my pud until it bleeds, I masturbate on toilet seats. I like the way it feels in my hand, i feel the cum through my burning hands. I wanna fuck myself. I, wanna fuck myself, fuck myself. I wanna fuck my self. And nobody Else!"
- GG Allin and the Murder Junkies

"out by 16 or dead in the scene but together forever"

"No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering. "

"We're gonna do this the Scanner way. I'm gonna suck your brain dry!"

"I want you to clean your vagina"
"I like to dissect women. Did you know I'm utterly insane? "
"I'm into... well murders and executions mostly."
"Dont just stare at it, eat it"

"But what do I care? I got a growth on my pecker"

"How'd we get into the sex crime business anyway? My brother, Saul, a plumber, makes twice as much money as I do and gets three weeks vacation too. "

"We belong dead!"

Movie Quotes
 

Okay, we havent had a thread for this particular thing in a while....sooooooo....

How about your favorite bad-assed quotes from movies? Here are a couple for me:

I can lay you out and fill your mouth with your mother's feces; or, we can talk

Little Tommy Daggett... would say such *beautiful* beautiful prayers, and then you would hop into bed, afraid that *I* was under there... and I was!



God? God is love. I don't love you.

Ahhhhh... The role that made me Love Viggo Mortensen.... Even before Aragorn.

I'll try and keep away from the Python ones in this thread ;)
a couple here, from my faves.

Rambo, this is Murdock, we're glad you're alive. Where the hell are you? Give us your position and we'll come to pick you up!

Murdock... I'm coming to get YOU!

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You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!

Ahhhh, Pacino. How about one from my favorite movie of his (Heat)

I'm angry. I'm very angry, Ralph. You know, you can ball my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa, in her ex-husband's dead-tech, post-modernistic bullshit house if you want to. But you do not get to watch my fucking television set!

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But you have to be present like a normal guy some of the time. That's sharing. This is not sharing, this is leftovers.

Alright, so what I should do is, uhm, come home and say "Hi Honey, guess what? I walked into this house today where this junkie asshole just fried his baby in a microwave because it was crying too loud, so let me share that with you."

Are you going to fucking die Pyle? Are you going to fucking die on me? DO IT NOW!!!! Hustle it up, quickly, quickly, quickly!!! Do you feel dizzy? Do you feel faint? Jesus H Christ! I think youve got a hard on!!!

Get your fat ass up there Pyle! Oh thats right private Pyle, dont make any fucking effort to get up to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God wanted your ass up there, he would have miracled your ass up there ny now, wouldnt he private Pyle? Get your fat ass up there, Pyle. I bet you if there was some pussy up there on top of that obstacle, you could get up there, couldnt you private Pyle? What in the hells the matter with you anyway Pyle? Your ass looks like about a hundred and fifty pounds of chewed bubblegum, private Pyle, do you know that?

Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag, puke piece of shit, private Pyle, or did you have to work on that??

The fucking war will be over by the time we get out there, wont it Private pyle????

Best dialogue in a film EVER!!!! IMO

"The power of Christ compels you."

"Say what again motherfucker, I dare you...

"What do you mean im funny?"
"Your just funny......"
"What do you think im a clown? Am I here for your amusement?"


Joe Pesci and Ray Liotta
Goodfellas

*ffaarrt*Another angel got it's wings