my penis is the father of every child born after 1998.

and the real reason Dante's female callers can't walk without crutches from time to time

Well good for u..I am quite happy with mine...

Once, a woman came up to me and said "Hey, is your penis really that big?" That woman was Terry Chiavo. Need I say more?

My peins circl's the walk of fame 23 times and that still leaves 30 blocks...

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I whipped it out, and the sight of it gave her such an orgasm that it put her into a coma.

was it from an extended fit of the giggles?

who has orgasms from giggling?

hmm, i think i see the problem - i you are confusing orgasms with giggling there may be a bit misunderstanding going on. . . .


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