| DraculaInDallas |
08-15-2005 05:49 PM |
Re: Why can't I eat you? (Cannibalism thread part deux)
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Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Well? Give me one good reason.
So many people die every day and are basically thrown away to rot. Why aren't we freezing and eating these people? You'd think since everyone is so concerend about waste nowadays that we'd start talking about ways to make it safe to eat. I'm sure we taste delicious, and it would be great for feeding starving countries. Fuck Bono, the key to ending hunger is in human meat.
but what about religion? I'm way ahead fo you. You'd need something like an organ donor card, so that as soon as you're dead, whoever it is can see the card and start preserving your delicious body for consumption. Obviously people with diseases would not be allowed to have this card.
Why would people buy these cards you ask? So that they can get discounts at fast food places. That's right, fatten them up a little. ;)
At first, there might be a few restaurants over here serving high priced human bits, but after awhile I'm sure we'll have all-u-can-eat human bars and everything.
How does this help the poor people again? Oh yeah, the poor people get screwed as usual. Oh well, pass me a fork I'm starving.
edit: If I had my way there would be no cards. It's just a new title, I'd rather be people food than worm food.
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Damn, when I saw the title of this thread I thought MurderDoll was fessing up a blow job !!!!!!!!! :confused: |
