well, i wasnt exactly planning on having kids anyway. but now im tempted to have 11 kids, just to spite you ^_^

and ill make sure i bring em to the zoo a lot
'Lets do what the monkeys do!!'

from http://www.u.arizona.edu/~rsotelo/monkey2.html
"Monkeys are born without a defense mechanism. Therefore they must resort to flinging poo to defend themselves against predators and other cannibalistic monkeys. A recent study on monkey poo flinging shows that 95% of all monkeys fling their own poo, while only 5% fling other monkeys poo"

a HA! so there is a reason!

i would say that having the intestinal fortitude to chuck your own shit at someone is about the best defence mechanism i can think of.

I'm fighting Bubbles today at 3:00 in the big oak tree.
Think I'll head to taco bell and down 6 burritos loaded with hot sauce first.

.... ill start digging now.

anyone wanna donate a coffin?

i guess its hard to throw when it's really runny like that ..

they'd probably have to use a dixie cup or something like that .. maybe something more flame retardant

waterballoon?????

^_^. im gonna call PETA on you

try it .. go ahead .. just try it.

caus if you do i have a bucket of suprise i'm gonna throw at you .. and i've been saving it up for 2 weeks !

i bet i can blow out more in 1 sitting than u hav in the WHOLLLLEEE bucket

and i bet mines stinkier and more granular!

ok .. looks like i can put the kleenex away now .. wont be needing it ...

bleck

^_^ it was the granular, wasnt it???????

HEHEHEHEHEEHEEHHEH!!

I have to leave the toilet and go in the next cubicle, it makes me want to heave... another thing that pisses me off, are the people who can't be bothered to flush it, you can tell cos the paper is dry at the top.