Or no legs..

Snakes are nice...so soft...

Yeah, but snakes don't wanna be cooped up in aquariums and such like. They long to stretch their bodies and lie under rocks until twilight....after sunning themselves, of course.

From what I understand, Austrailia is a treasure house of animal life.

You'd be right there.
We got some pretty funky insects and the like...

i'm more of a silverfish kind of guy ..

actually i had an apartment in an old house once and the people under me were .. not so fussy about cleanliness ..

Their roaches made their way upstairs to my place and i waged a holy war that lasted months to get rid of the little bastards ..

not the kind cheeba had, true ... but i hate the little fuckers ..

It's all good man, house roaches SUCK!
Filthy fuckers... can't really bring myself to kill them via stomp, but I will take measures that usually lead to their destruction anyway.

More pets...?

hmmm...

Isn't that caterpillar highly poisonous or am I think of another fuzzy 'pillar?

Fannyface, my quote does say"dube" but I spelled it wrong. It should be doob. At the time, I had just arisen from slumber and therefore was not accountable for typographical errors. Thank you.

pet rock ?

remember those ... proof positive that america had gone insane.

what about a nice bonsai tree ?

Fuck pet rocks...they came out here, but I though everyone that bought them had gone retarded.

Haunted, you did spell doob at least phonetically correctly, I think the idiot was just attempting to make fun of you...

Maybe a big ol' stick insect? Those are pretty cool.