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urgeok 11-15-2004 10:24 AM

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Originally posted by Vodstok
I always cracked up when they would get it in the throat a little sooner than they expected then *gag* *cough*

the eye is the killer though ... thank god it was the last thing you were gonna do anyway because the door's closed locked and barred after that

Vodstok 11-15-2004 10:37 AM

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Originally posted by urgeok
the eye is the killer though ... thank god it was the last thing you were gonna do anyway because the door's closed locked and barred after that
LOL! good point.

And you can ruin the fun for everyone by saying "Oh my god, i am so sorry..."

Once you do that, you no longer have any dignity, and she thinks she just got popped in the eye by a wuss.....


Ahhh.... the trials and tribulations of head....

newb 11-15-2004 10:44 AM

LOL
Once again we have taken an innocent thread about blow jobs and......er.....nevermind.

FairyKorpes 11-15-2004 10:53 AM

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Originally posted by urgeok
well, dont swallow, just let it run out :)
Like in that pic?

bloodrayne 11-15-2004 10:55 AM

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Originally posted by Vodstok
I always cracked up when they would get it in the throat a little sooner than they expected then *gag* *cough*
Oh...But that is NOTTT funny!..........You guys COULD give a little warning.........................fuckers...












lol


But...Seriously:mad:

FairyKorpes 11-15-2004 10:57 AM

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Originally posted by bloodrayne
Oh...But that is NOTTT funny!..........You guys COULD give a little warning.........................fuckers...












lol


But...Seriously:mad:

Well the fact he is wacking it in your face would be a bit of a hint lmao

Vodstok 11-15-2004 10:57 AM

I never said it was funny if I did it, just when it happens on film :D

urgeok 11-15-2004 10:59 AM

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Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Like in that pic?

thats affirmative :)

bloodrayne 11-15-2004 11:01 AM

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Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Well the fact he is wacking it in your face would be a bit of a hint lmao
LOL...Not what I meant, exactly...But, THAT was funny :)

urgeok 11-15-2004 11:02 AM

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Originally posted by bloodrayne
Oh...But that is NOTTT funny!..........You guys COULD give a little warning.........................fuckers...


here's a couple of warning signs to watch for :

1) Eyes rolling back in the head.

2) increased speed of breathing

3) moaning noises .. between the short breaths.

4) a scream like : Daddys cummin BAYBE !!! YOO HOOO GET READY !!! Oh Lordy Its gonna be a TIDAL WAVE !!
OPEN UP ! ITS XMAS TIME !!!!


little hints like that are a big help.


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