yuck - the kind of dilemma i hate

bud


Scotch and Water or Rum and Coke

Rum and coke (easy choice for me)


Violent projectile vomiting or Sphincter splicing diarrhea?

vomit

zombies or aliens

zombies


firing squad or electric chair

Electric Chair (but with a wet sponge dammit)


Mobile phone or land line

Mobile..phone









Comet destroying everything...or we all be eaten by zombies















HENCE:Holy shit...we really are gonna die!

Zombies


Arctic or Antarctic

antartic- penguins!

fudge or turkish delight?

Fudge!

Frankenstein or his Monster?

gotta say frankie

t shirt or sweater

t-shirt


freedom with uncertainty
or
restraint with predicability

dno the first one

sharp knife or blunt knife

Sharp knife



learn a foriegn language or shout loud and slow in english?

lol....shout loud and slow in english...it's funnier





Deaf or Blind?

Horrible choice, deaf



Lose an arm or a leg?

Arm



Girl Scout Cookies: Thin Mints, Peanut Butter, or Maccaroons?

Not familiar but will go with thin mints


Headache or Stomach ache

stomache ache...*currently have a headache...Might choose headache if I currently had a stomache ache*...:D






Cooking: On the grill or On the stove?

ditto



Grill


Chilli or BBQ sauce

It must be contagious



Chili





Grill: Gas or Charcoal?

Gas


paracetamol or codeine? (both types of painkiller for those unfamiliar)

codeine...cuz I don't know what the other thing is...lol


*currently full of Advil...Barely taking off the edge*




Drunk, stoned or sober and happy?

sober (most of the time anyhow :cool: ) and happy



early to bed or late to get up?

late to get up



Night job or Day job?

Night job...most of my work's only ever GONNA be at night...

slapping a face
or
giving a dead-arm?

slap

Grill or oven

Grill

Pancake
or
Muffin

pancake

Sugar or syrup

Syrup


TV Detectives: Colombo or Kojak?

Kojak

Chucky (Child's Play) or Blade (Puppet Master)?

Chucky



The Machinist or Empire of the Sun?

The Machinist

Nintendo or Super Nintendo?

Super Nintendo

Carpet or Hardwood?

EDIT - FLOORS!

Carpet

Hands or Feet?

hands




Crackers: Ritz, Club, Graham or Saltines?

Saltines

Cheese: Bleau, Cheddar, American, or Swiss?

American...But that's a tough choice





Bread: White, wheat, rye, pumpernickel or sour dough?

White

Hamburger or Hot Dog?

Hamburger...By faaaaar





Mett or Brat?

dno just pick the first one


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