A pile of shit, because there is less trauma involved.

Seeing a rotting corpse walking toward you or seeing a cop headed toward you when you've got an ounce of weed in your pocket.

swallowing an ounce of weed would in my opinion be a LOT less traumatic than seeing a corpse walk across the yard.







shoot a stranger who betrayed you to provide for its family or a friend who betrayed you for personal gain

Much more deceitful...completely disregarding your friendship is an insult, and only for personal gain...fuck that. The friendship is over from that moment, so, I guess if I hadda shoot SOMEONE, it'd be the backstabbing friend.


Cut a finger off with a cleaver
or
Place your finger (any) onto a solid bench, and smash it wih a hammer?

LMAO! Hmmm...I'll go with smashing my finger with a hammer.

Poke somebody's eyes out with your finger or eat an eyeball? ;)

I'd eat an eyeball...and since you didn't specify, I'd go with a whole fried fish, eyeball included.
I've had it before, it ain't all that bad.

Swallow a pingpong ball
or
shit a golf ball?

DAMN IT! I meant a HUMAN eyeball ;) I guess you got me there.

This is getting disgusting, but it's hilarious ;)

Alright....I guess I'd shit a golf ball....

Hmmm....eat your own snot or drink a glass of your own piss? ;)

Since piss could potentially be very toxic, I'd have to eat my own snot.

Being caught dead (literally) fucking a horse (a la Catherine the Great) or being caught dead having been fucked by a bull?

Wouldn't you of had to swallow the golf ball first?

Good point. I never really thought of that ;)

I think it'd be better to give than to recieve in this case ;)