neither. Real syrup or nothing.

The Last Starfighter vs Ziggy Stardust

Friends have liked Ziggy way more than I. I enjoyed
The Last Starfighter more.

Pancakes with only butter, or no breakfast at all?

Umm, yeah I'll take the flapjacks.

Drive like mad or stay at the speed limit?

Drive Like Crazy

You see Jason Vorhees. Do you ::danger:: or ::EEK!:: ?

Oh, I'm all over him like white on rice. No kidding. I luv that stuff. (though I'd prefer to beat the shit out of Freddy on account of him hurting kids)

Mini bags of chips or mini chocolate bars in your Halloween bag.

A chip bag in a halloween bag is disgusting...

Candy Corn or Circus Peanuts candy?

Man I hate circus peanuts!
I choose candy corn.

Masquerade party vs a regular Halloween party

Masquerade

Ghost Noise vs Ghost Dance

Masquerade.
Though I have been to neither.

Eating a long fish turd scooped out of the tank, chewing and swallowing
or
Licking, but not consuming, a fresh dog shit

NO! No, no! Do i have to?? Yeah, I get it. It's kind of the point of the thread. But those are some shitty choices. Literally and figuratively.
So,..having no choice, I'm eating one scrawny skinny fish turd, but I'll be whining like a spolied child the whole time.


Catch the ball like a pro, or miss the ball, look like a dork and probably end up breaking a finger,..or at least a nail?