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no matter what happens, my TXT will be the same thing - over and over again : you're dead Rod, you're fucking DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD son of a bitch couldn't have been delayed by just 4 more minutes !!?? |
I wanna know who all of them are.
I have a hunch on the assasin, the boss and the author. As for the diary, I'm not sure. |
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But it's the whole package, every single cell phone makes calls, now they're just adding functionality to it. |
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No, but people always ask about the extra things. Cameras, video cameras, MP3,
internet connection. They never want to know a thing about how it phones. If it has speaker phone, if it's easy to phone poeple and if the phone quality is good etc. |
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OH, Ferret just reminded me...It also has a little memory card for the MP3...I would lose something like that in 10 minutes...lol...It's tiny |
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hell no - it sucked .. like losing an ebay auction at the last minute ... or having the pizza guy show up at 29.5 minutes. ** Disclaimer - even if they guy was late - i' d still pay for the pizza) |
What Exactly Happened In The Zone For Round #10
This is the order of events as shown in the timeline device :- - WitchBlade Bloody Ribcut donated 4 HPs each to three WitchBlades - Disease, Urgeok2 and Despare. - Machete Dude Guadalupe tracked down a running Despare and blasted him from behind with his grenade launcher. Despare was thrown into some nearby bushes from the impact, but was able to heal himself with his generous dose of 25 HPs. He was FIT, with 18 HPs left. - Machete Psycom5K chanced upon Despare too, and aimed his grenade launcher...and FIRED! Despare's body flew into the air like a ragged doll and he fell behind a pile of rocks...cuts everywhere spurting blood. Luckily, his HPs came to his rescue again...and he patched himself quickly all over. He was FIT, with 11 HPs left. - The redhead primate Machete, Zero, stealthily climbed up the low branches of a high tree and waited patiently. Sure enough, ChronoGrl passed by near him, talking to herself in some odd language. Zero took his Grenade Launcher and FIRED!! ChronoGrl was thrown 10 metres away and totally dazed from the blast. However, she had enough common sense to quickly apply her HPs to her wounds. FIT, with 17 HPs. She then turned around and RAN!! Zero climbed down and smelled the air. He took a route opposite to Chrono, and cut her off easily, Rocket Launcher in hand. Chrono could not brake in time, seeing Zero right in front of her. Before she could even stop to think, Zero had pressed the trigger! BLAMM! The rocket hit Chrono square on the chest, and she flew off a couple yards into the trees. She crawled behind a big tree and somehow applied some more HPs to her wounds. She was FIT again, with 12 HPs. Zero came up behind her, and FIRED again!! BLAMMM! Chrono's body was thrown away from the tree she was using, into a thick row of bushes. She was weary and bleeding intensively all over from her numerous wounds, but her HPs were acting quickly. She patched herself up, and crawled behind a big boulder. She was FIT again, with 7 HPs. Zero sniffed the air, and walked forward...a six-shooter in hand, armed with 5 bullets. He came across Chrono's hideout and started shooting at point-blank range. BAM! BAM! BAM! Chrono had ducked at the glimpse of the redhead's fur, but wasn't fast enough. Fortunately for her, she had fallen into a hidden hole...and crawled out of sight. She got her HPs out, and was FIT yet once more...this time, with 4 HPs remaining. Zero jumped into the hole, and sneered at Chrono. Pointing a gun at her, he started shooting again. BAM! BAM! CLICK!! The gun went EMPTY!! Chrono jumped out, and ran for all her might. Finding a safe place, she got some HPs out. Tired as heck, she had no strength to carry on running anymore. She was FIT, with 2 HPs. Zero cursed at the empty six-shooter and threw it away. He got the other one out...and stalked Chrono. He caught her sight just before she was crawling into a dark cave, and fired THREE TIMES again...all of them thudded into Chrono's back, and she disappeared into the darkness of the cave with a groan. Chrono muttered some silent prayers and patched herself with the final 2 HPs. She was Slightly Wounded...tired...perspiring...bleeding heavily, patched up like lighted bulbs on a huge Christmas tree...and had all but given up. Zero approached her, gun in hand. BAM! BAM! CLICK!! ChronoGrl sank down...breathing racked with sobs and grunts...as she felt her body sway and eyes go black...she passed out. And Zero cursed...AGAIN! 1 more bullet, he thought. And he had Chrono. 1 bullet...those were his last thoughts as he threw the other six-shooter away and walked out of the cave in sheer disgust. Chrono made it ALIVE, surviving 27 bullets worth of wounds!! ...although Severely Wounded. (To be continued...) |
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Dick Tracy predicted this decades ago- and so did Ray Bradbury in his prophetic and striking story "The Murderer." Those of you who haven't read it, should. |
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My god she was lucky! Lucky as fuck! Seriously, I don't think there's been a closer escape. Brava chrono!
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next time dont give me any !! but thanks for the thought. hopefully i can gift them back. |
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all those shots fired and no dead bodies yet ? |
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I wanna find out where the predator came into it.
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maybe they decided to finish off Murderdoll. |
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Well, we'll find out who's dead in a minute.
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- Machete Rayne carefully chose a hiding place behind a rock, and surveyed the area with her grenade launcher binocular. She caught ahold of Fortunato, running desperately with quick glances behind him. Rayne locked into her target, and FIRED!! The grenade blasted below Fortunato's running feet, and he propelled through the air into the trunk of a tree...numerous cuts springing all over his body with blood spurting out of all of them. He quickly took his HPs out and patched himself, and became FIT again. With 2 HPs. - Machete Posher778 dug a small hole and hid himself in it, covering the top with dry leaves and twigs. Soon, Witchblade Bloody Ribcut ran over it and paused for a breather. Posher needed just that. He silently peered out, took careful aim...and FIRED!! Bloody Ribcut flew in the air backwards...thudding into the ground with a huge groan. He had enough HPs with him to patch up quickly, and moved out of sight in an instant. - Machete Return was carefully studying the damage his team-mates were doing to Despare. He knew this was his chance. He locked onto Despare from behind, and FIRED!! The grenade blasted in Despare's face!! He didn't have enough time to avoid the maximum damage he had taken...but crawling behind a tree, he quickly took out his HPs. 7 of em. He was FIT again, although very tired with numerous bleeding cuts, and had 4 HPs still. - Fortunato was bleeding heavily - from his nose, right leg and back. He made a silent prayer of thanks to the one he worshipped, and smiled at himself. Just then, a shadow fell across him. The smile froze on his face, and Fortunato looked up. It was the face of his doom. BLAM!! Fortunato's body was thrown away...numerous cuts and wounds opening up...right leg and left hand torn off cleanly... He tried to grab his HPs with a final superhuman effort... But his body failed him... It crashed on the top of some sharp rocks, and his head broke open in 3 places. Blood poured out...and Fortunato was blinded by the severe, intense pain. When the blackness came, he welcomed it quietly and sinked into it. Austin looked over his body...and satisfied, threw his empty launcher away. WITCHBLADE FORTUNATO IS DEAD!!! (to be continued...) |
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Yeah you guys forget that its 9 people shooting and only 3 have shot so far, so thats 6 more shots waiting to be accounted for.
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Sorry fortunato. You were once my team mate.
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You will be missed Fortunato. |
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Prepare my grave boys! |
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while we wait - i'll sing a song
feel free to join in : Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime. She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up, And said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache? I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?" "Now let me get this straight ", Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up Put the lime in the coconut, you called your doctor, woke him up, And say, 'Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take, I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache? I say, Doctor, doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say, Doctor, dooooctor, to relieve this belly ache?' Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together, Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better, Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up, Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning Wouh wouh wouh wouh wouh Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime. She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up, She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up, Say "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache? I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say Doctor! let me get this straight". You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up, You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up, You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up, Put the lime in the coconut, you such a silly woman!, Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together, Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better. Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both down Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning Woo Woo, ain't there nothin' you can take, I say Woo Woo, to relieve my belly ache, You say woo woo ain't there nothin' I can take, I say Woo woo, to relieve your belly ache, You say yah yah, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say Waah waah, to relieve this belly ache, I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say Doctor!, you such a silly woman!, Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together, Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better, Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up, Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the moooooorning, Yes, you call me in the morning, If you call me in the morning, then |
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- Despare was tired as hell. He had no idea where he was going...until he stumbled on a bunch of HPs!!! 4 of em!! (He came across the 4 HPs Bloody Ribcut had left for him as gifts) He praised the "gifter" teammate silently and picked them all up. Now he had 8 HPs, and felt renewed strength in his veins. He found a cave and, severely tired, collapsed into a deep sleep. - Machete Jenna had found a perfect spot - right beside the river bank, sorrounded by large trees on both sides of the river. She loaded her grenade launcher and, with a smug smile of satisfaction...lied down and waited...all senses alert. A pair of invisible eyes looked intently at her from a high branch of a large tree on the left bank. Jenna had a sneaky feeling she was being watched...but that feeling disappeared in a moment as she heard footsteps away from her. Bloody Ribcut had survived Posher's grenade, but still he was heavily bandaged up. Jenna looked at her target coldly, and picked up her Grenade Launcher. She locked onto the selfless WitchBlade, and FIRED! BLAMMMM!! Bloody Ribcut had only one moment to hear the thud of firing, because his ears started ringing from the next, as his body was shaken up and flying through the air into the distance...with numerous cuts all over!! He fell down, heavily. With a grunt, he released some of his Health Packs and patched himself up. He was FIT all over again, and crawled behind a yew tree. Jenna looked at his body crawling away...and silently cursed. She then thought about Bloody Ribcut being accosted by one of her teammates who would fry his ass...and grinned wickedly at herself for the thought... KA-BLAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! That final thought froze in her mind...as did her grin on her face... Her eyes widened for an instant, before the eyelids receded back...staring at her brains which had fallen from the gaping hole in her head. She silently crumbled beside her fried and sizzling brain cells. The Predator swung down from the tree, and disappeared into the jungle. MACHETE JENNA26 IS DEAD!!! - Machete Roderick Usher ran through the Zone all day and all night, without finding a single Witchblade. He cursed the moment he had signed up, and chancing upon a cave, went into it to rest for the night. He walked into the darkness and lay down. In the dim light of the next morning, Rod woke up first. He peered into the cave and noticed an outline - it was Despare, all bandaged and bleeding!! Quickly taking his grenade launcher out, Rod took a couple steps back towards the outside...and FIRED!!! Despare was deeply asleep...and only heard the firing dimly. The next moment, his body was thrown up and sore...blackened by the impact and numerous cuts all over. He fell down heavily, and grabbed his HPs instinctively. Applying them to his cuts, he looked at Rod...who was disgusted with seeing his target alive. Despare made it through ALIVE, and FIT, with 1 HP...surviving 28 Bullets worth of wounds!! I will let both groups recuperate their losses...before moving on... |
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Oh....er........I mean...tough luck Jenna |
hmm .. none of this worked out the way i thought it would
so i guess we need an update now - find out who the next victims are and how to heal our wounded ! |
thats what im talking about!
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The Predator must be right handed...My Chainsaw team members will understand that one... Jenna was an awesome player...She will be missed :( |
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