LOL

Standing naked outside in the middle of winter and pouring ice water over your head

1970 Dodge Charger or 1969 Camaro SS

Always liked chargers.
Grape or orange taffy?

Gotta go with orange

Antiques or Ikea

Antiques

Iced Earth vs Iced Latte

Iced Latte please.


Fight 100 duck sized horses, or fight one horse sized duck.

Fighting the little horses.

watching favorite movies alone or with friends. (and no, not porn)

Depends if it's a movie they like too. I love introducing my favorite movies to friends as I prefer to watch movies with someone rather than alone so we can talk about the film afterwords... But if they don't like one of my favorite movies then I honestly don't know what we'd talk about and I'd probably be confused at how they could dislike such a masterpiece.

tl;dr
with friends.

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Swim or fly?

OMFG NO. HAVE YOU FOUGHT A NORMAL SIZED DUCK? They can be such assholes... >8U

They're seriously needs to be a horror movie about ducks. You just don't understand the terror.

LoL! No, Roi, I can say with absolute certainty that I have never fought a normal sized duck. Haven't fought a duck of unusual size either (D.O.U.S., for you Princess Bride fans).

And I'll take fly over swim.


Wheat or white?

It took me a shamefully long amount of time to realize you meant white bread rather than the color white...
But yeah white. Wheat is bird food.

crocodiles or alligators?

Be glad. XD
I've gotten bruises the size of golf balls from our male peking. He's a douche.

And cool points to you for making a Princess Bride reference!

Alligators because they have massive fat heads.
Ingrid Pitt or Emily Booth?