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Man, which bowl of shit would I rather eat? House of the Dead by far.
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a triumvirate of truly terrible trash. i don't even know where to begin... i should just close my eyes and pick one... and it looks like... house of the dead. |
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I kinda like these :o
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Haunting. Cast should have known better.
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House of the Dead and The Haunting (remake) are all tied up with 5-5 rotten eggs apiece, while Gothika has got 2 fetid tomatoes splotched on it.
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I cant watch House of the Dead get ousted in the first round...that's just wrong.
Uwe Boll for the win. |
House of the Dead and The Haunting (remake) are again tied up with 6-6 rotten eggs apiece, while Gothika has got 2 fetid tomatoes splotched on it.
The very next rotten egg/tomato decides this one... |
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Bingo!
Urge finally chucks an extra rotten egg at House of the Dead, which scores the win with 7 rotting eggs...The Haunting (remake) gets 6 rotten eggs, while Gothika scores 2 decayed tomatoes. |
gothica was pretty fucking horrible.
had i seen that one at the theatre instead of simply renting it - i may have voted for it. i PAID to see house of the dead :mad: |
Round 1 Match 10
This one is so bad it baffles even the best of bad-movie lovers, and wtf was Rutger Hauer thinking?! http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...KL._SS500_.jpg vs. Confused after watching this one? Dont worry, everyone else was, too...nobody got what this one wanted to be, not even the makers... http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...ZL._SS500_.jpg vs. The one movie which is GURANTEED to score a vote from Rayne...yes, its THAT pathetic...one of the unforgivable blots of modern day cinema... http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...QL._SS500_.jpg |
THE VILLAGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
paid to see that one too !! KILL IT KILL IT !!! |
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Shamalammadingdong get's my vote(probably should get some kind of career award). |
Didn't see Bleeders, and I don't think The Village is half as bad as everyone says - it was just poorly marketed. It's not a masterpiece, but it wouldn't get nearly as much shit if the trailers didn't make it look like the scariest movie ever made.
My vote has to go to Soul Survivors, mostly just for that gem of a tagline:rolleyes: |
GRRRR...THE VILLAGE!!!
That was NOT a HORROR MOVIE!!! Only one person died, and it was a freaking ACCIDENT No one even stubbed a TOE Oh, one little stab...And the guy recovered WHAT THE HELL?! |
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the performances were horrible...William Hurt was embarrasing.. and Bryce Dallas Howard was god awful too ... i didnt like the story - i didnt like the little deliberately misleading things that were thrown in that only served the suprise ending (the old style language) it was like a poorly made twilight zone ripoff that could barely have survived being a 20 minute short. M. Night was too wrapped up in giving a twist ending - to provide a story that was of any interest. |
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The Village.....this movie was TERRIBLE
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the village was pretty bad. I found a tiny bit interesting on second watch but only because I had a fever so high I was halucinating.
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The Village....ugh...
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The Village for me as well please.
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