Not guilty.


Same as above...^^^

( I answered your question, so post a new one)

Damn... missed that.


Have you ever gotten a prostitute?

Not guilty

have you ever been a prostitute?

Not Guilty despite my name....


ever lived with a prostitute?

Not guilty.


Ever been friends with a prostitute?

Not Guilty

Have you ever cut up jalapenos or some other kind of hot pepper and then go and take a piss without washing your hands, and had the juice from the peppers get on your wang and start a burning sensation that made you want to cry?

Guilty, when eill I learn....


Have you ever helped an elderly person cross the street?

Guilty.


Ever gone to Denny's more than 3 times in one week?

Guilty (THEY SERVE BREAKFAST 24/7!!!)

Have you ever gone to an all you can eat buffet, fill yourself so full that you feel like your gonna blow, go to the bathroom, take a dump, then go back and eat some more?

Not Guilty


Ever think it was 3 in the morning but it was actually 3 in the afternoon, if you did you probably don't remeber anyway.

Not guilty ( I've done something like that but not at 3)

Have you ever woken up next to somebody so ugly that you try to sneak out before they wake up?

Not guilty.


Ever get so drunk you slept with someone you didn't want to, then realize your mistake after you sobered up a bit, tell them to drive you home drunk?

not guilty


Ever go through a maccas drive through pissed and order a big mac with fish fillets and they made it for you, I did, I recomend it....

not guilty, i dont know what macaas is. i will takea big mac though, damn im starving and hungover. fuck



did you have sex today?

Not Guilty


Ever go to a restaurant order something and leave right before they bring it to you?

Not guilty

Ever dine and ditch?

not guilty

are you attracted to kelly rippa?

not guilty

have you wever been attracted to barbara striesand?

hell no, not guilty.

did you get your ass kicked in high school?

once in 3rd grade, guilty

Have you ever gotten your ass kicked by a horse?

Not Guilty


Maccas is what we call Macdonalds in Australia for short.


ever lied to a cop?

Guilty


Ever cheated on a test in school?

Guilty

Ever smoke cigarette's in the school's bathroom?

Guilty

Ever smoked pot during gym?

Not guilty.

Ever taken steroids or HGH (Human Growth Hormone?)

Not guilty

Ever stolen pills from somebody to either take or sell as drugs?

Guilty


Ever taken acid at school?

Not guilty.

Ever take acid at all?

Not guilty

Ever eat shrooms?

not guilty

Do you pop pills for fun?

Not guilty

Ever watch the food network when you were hungry?

guilty

ever watch the food network ......on weeeeeed?

Death Row Guilty (that shit is like porn when your high)

Ever smoke so much weed you smoke yourself sober?

Guilty and that sucks.


Ever been to a rave?

Not guilty.

Even been to an all day music fest and get so fucked up that you woke up somewhere you never seen before and freaked out?

Not guilty

Ever get so fucked up that you don't remember your own name?

not guilty

do you believe in magic?

In a young girls heart...... Not Guilty

Do you think fat chicks are hot?

not guilty (but they're damn hotter than size zero's!)

Ever said something about someone without realising they're right behind you.