YAYYY!!!

Will it be because I had a baby?...lol

you got over that 11 years ago!

Oh...I thought maybe I was gonna have another baby...But, if Freak is my son and I put him in an orphanage 11 years ago, couldn't he come back and make me crazy?...Cuz, you know, kids can ALWAYS make ya crazy :D

no..... I'm brand new to HDC forums. Thats the third time i've been mistaken/accused of being somebody else.


And Ferret, I'd like to be really messed up, if I die or don't thats up to you, as long as there is lots of blood. :)

Before I start, I feel I should inform you that I'm singing along to Weapon of choice by fat boy slim so I might make some mistakes! Here we go!


Opening credits role. The last scene from the last episode plays, this time, carrying on from the bit where they're running towards the bomb.

Vod: WAIT!!! THIS IS A TRAP! DON'T GO ANY FURTHER! I KNOW SCARECROW!!!

One policeman: Wait there old timer! We'll handle this!

Jenna stops and grabs mothman.

Jenna: Listen to him! Get them to stop.

Mothman: Okay. COME BACK HE-

Three fast beeps are heard then a huge explosion. Some men are blasted back whilst others are engulfed by the flames. When they die down Vod, Jenna and Mothman go over to the scene.

Vod: Idiots. I told them.

Jenna: We've gotta get out of here.

Mothman: I'll call a paramedic. First, lets get back to the car. I feel safer on the road.

Vod: This won't stop. Somehow he managed to get a bomb. Knowing him he made it. You lot have to be more careful. That's why I'm here.

Jenna: Does Mum know?

Vod: Why should she, I haven't spoken to her in years.

Jenna: Well you were married, she'd probably want to know.

Mothman: Save it! You,

He points at a policeman who stayed at the car

Mothman: Round up some of the others and bring every body from those trees. Dead or alive.

Vod: He can here us you know.

Jenna: I doubt he's hiding in the-

Vod: No. Look.

He points to a spot under the car. There's a small microphone underneath.

Mothman: We will catch you! You've killed some of my men so we will catch you! YOU HERE ME! I WILL MAKE YOU SORRY!

Jenna: Calm down!

Mothman: How can I stay calm?! He just killed most of my team without even being spotted! HE has bombs and there are still over 10 fugitives running around!

Vod: Lets go.

Mothman: You two go. Tell Tic what happened. I'm staying here 'til my team is in hospital.

Jenna and Vod leave. Mothman approaches another officer.

Mothman: I don't trust that man. He makes Jenna behave differently. If he gives you orders, don't follow them, he isn't a policeman.

Fade to Ferrets living room. He, Horrorobsessed and some others are all drinking.

Ferret: So you've never even sniffed a drug?

Dante: I don't like the idea of it.

Horrorobsessed: Neither do I but I tried it once.

Dante: Were there people crowding around asking if you've ever even sniffed some so you felt compelled?

Posher: We haven't even got any on us. We just wondered.

The doorbell rings. Ferret goes and answers it. __V__ walks in.

__V__: Guys. Come and look at this.#

They all get up and walk across the street to Newbs. There's a neon sign outside with Newb written in Red inside a black circle.

Ferret: It's good. What about the inside?

__V__: They've done it as a cross between an old english mansion library and a modern bar.

They go inside and it is how he described it, with modern red, cushy looking seats but dark, glossed cabinets.

Psycom: Who are you people?

__V__: These people are funding the project.

Psycom: What do you think.

Ferret: Definetely Newb.

Psycom walks behind the bar. He laughs as he gets some bottles out.

Psycom: I spent five years at bar school.

He starts juggling bottles and pouring a coctail. He gets out a lighter and lights the coctail then carries on juggling. He slips on a wet floor and the bottle lands on his head, knocking it onto the beer tap with a sickening crunch. He knocks the coctail off and it smashes on his head, setting it on fire whilst he lay motionless on the floor. Tic walks in.

Tic: I just got some more questions for-

He sees everyones shocked faces. One of the workmen points to the body behind the bar. Tic looks over, then at the group of people. The end credits role.

Lol I knew it was going to be fire. And now I look like a retarded Tom Cruise.... well... just Tom Cruise

5 bucks who can name that move reference.

Mission Impossible?

Wait a sec.Am I in this?I haven't kept up with the story much latley.Can someone give me a quick fill in?

You're my son...Dude Guadalupe is your dad, but he never knew about you because I put you in an orphanage when you were born...You are now almost 11 years old...You don't really have anything to do with the rest of the kids, you just kinda keep to yourself...You're a kinda weird kid...a little scary...This is probably why:
:p :D

I want a nude scene.

Why do I have a feeling I'll get pulled into this? ;)
Seriously though, how did I get this character? haha

Sweet.Thank Mom!

Wait, wait, wait. I want a nude scene, I want to use a gun while nude, and I want to play Playstation with Zero while clothed.

And I want to stab somebody with my penis.

I can't think of many story lines for tommorow at the mo so give me some GOOD, SENSIBLE ideas.

No problem son...But, SHH, I haven't reclaimed you yet :pI'm sure you'll eventually get a chance to do all of that, but right NOW we're just working on a story for the SOAP...


:D

I could get amnesia and think that I'm a monkey. It could be dramatic.

That would give Zero an inferiority complex.:D

Which would make him pissed off and bite somebody, giving them rabies, then we deal with the families pains and the people they take it out on. Every future storyline depends on me being naked.

Opening credits role. Fade to an alley behind some houses. A policeman is running fast. Shaky cam! The camera flashes ahead to show Murderdoll running ahead. She jumps over a fence and goes into somebody's back garden. The police man follows. He gets out his walkie talkie and calls for back. The voice on the other end answers.

Mothman: right away.

the policeman goes round a corner, just past the fence she went through. He looks around for a couple of seconds, then, murderdoll bursts through the fence with a knife. She stabs his leg.

Policeman: FUCK!!!

She pushes him over and carries on running. He pulls the knife out and chases after her. She trips and falls face first into some water.

Policeman: I am placing you under arrest for

She turns around and lunges at him. Her teeth crunch down of his nose. He screams and screams. Another policeman runs around the corner. She jumps over a fence to her left nd runs into its house. The other policeman follows and comes face to face with a woman sunbathing. she points to the house and he runs in.

Policeman: MD. It's me. Reg. Remember. I told you the joke about the goat, the frenchman and the dildo. come back to the station. Please.

a door closes and the policeman goes to the room it came from. The kitchen. murderdoll is standing just outside it. It's open. She points to the gas stove. Its on. She lights a zippo and throws it in. Theres a big explosion. She carries on running. Fade to the police station.

Tic: Okay, you're free to go. But I think his family want a word with you.

there are some angry, and sad looking people glaring at __V__.

Woman: We're suing you for $700,000. We found a judge.

__V__: What? Why?

Woman: Because of your wet floor without a wet floor sign, our psycom died. see you in court.

She hands him a piece of paper. Fade to The shop formerly known as VC's. A new woman is behind the till. Missmacabre walks in.

Missmacabre: Hello? Haven't seen you around here.

Woman: Name's Hammerfan. I'm the owners daughter.

Missmacabre: VC?

hammer: No. He just managed it. The owner lives in Stretham.

Missmacabre: Welcome to the neighborhood. Usually we have a pretty good bar. It would have been open today...but there was an accident.

Hammer: I read in the newspaper. i couldn't believe it. I bet it's been a while since someone died round here,

Missmacabre: You have a lot to learn. Well, just came to pick up my milk.

She buys it an leaves. She walks into her house and up the stairs. She fills a couple of water baloons up with the milk then leans out the window. SHe throws them at Psycoms family.

Miss: __V__ did nothing wrong!!!

Fade to the orphange. Freak is in the kitchen. He picks up a knife and looks at it. a nun walks in and shouts at him. Fade to the Newbs. __V__ and masacreman are talking.

__V__: How can I afford it?

Masacreman: We could help?

-_V__: $700,00? You can't.

Masacreman: Then there's only one thing for it.

__V__: What?

Massacreman: Leave.

Ending credits role.




Sorry this is short but I'm pretty tired.

Ya, that definately made my day right there.

you and massacre will ease yourselves in over the next few episodes. Just like __V__ did.

aww thanks cutie. I like how you include everyone in this.

It's a tough job, looks like! He even put some of the old hoochie poochie in there.

Wonder what kind of crazy antics me,the knife, and the nun are going to get into?

__V__ = Pwnt

:D

is this supposto be a soap or a horror movie, ooooo ooooo you could make it a cross over,

Congrats on your award ferret.

thanks tic. I didn't know I had one til that post.

This episode will hopefully satisfy you all. It's the final episode.



Opening credits role. Fade into XtRaVa's house. It's night time. Fade into the bedroom. XtRaVa and Horrorobsessed are asleep. A noise is heard downstairs. Horrorobsessed wakes up.

Horrorobsessed: X? X, did you here that? Wake up.

XtRaVa: Wha-?

Horrorobsessed: I heard a noise downstairs.

He roles over.

Horrorobsessed: Get up. Go and have a look.

XtRaVa: But I'm having fun.

Horrorobsessed: Doing what?

XtRaVa: Sleeping.

Horrorobsessed: Hurry up. The bat's in the cupboard.

They both get up and go downstairs. XtRaVa opens the kitchen door. He turns on the light.

XtRaVa: See. Nothing.

Suddenly, phantomstranger bursts out of the cupboard. He's brandishing a knife. He slices XtRaVa's throat. Horrorobsessed creams and runs to the front door. She tries opening it but it's locked and the key isn't in the door. Cut to an outside view and, by the light of the kitchen behind her, phantom's black figure can be seen stabbing her. She falls down and he creeps back into the house. Fade to the orphanage.

Nun: Freak! Freak! Bed time.

She looks around. Freak can't be seen anywhere. The bathroom window is open. Fade to the police station. Mothman and Tic are sitting in a small office.

Mothman: How could they still be out there.

Tic: We'll get the sack if they're not found in three days.

Freak walks in, crying.

Tic: What the? Sillis? Sillis!

There's no answer.

Tic: Hello. What's wrong? Come and tell me outside. This place is off limits.


They walk out the door. Mothman looks around. Tic's cell phone starts ringing.

Mothman: Tic. Cell. Tic?

He gets up and walks out into the main hallway. It's empty. He goes into the front room. The dead bodies of Tic and Sillis (the desk worker) are on the floor. Freak is standing there with a knife in his hand.

Mothman: Oh my god...no. NOOOOO!!!!!

He reaches for his gun. He's hit on the head from behind. Dudeguadalupe is standing there, next to bloodrayne, holding a table leg.

Dudeguadalupe: Leave my son alone.

Fade to the outside. It's morning. Posher, Zero, massacreman and missmacabre are standing, talking to each other.

Massacreman: So I told him to leave and he did.

Zero: Poor N- wait! I know this isn't the time but, did anybody else here the news?

Missmacabre: No.

Zero: A parralel universe has been found. It's the same but different. They have a different name for their version of our planet.

Posher: What was it?

Zero: I forgot.

Dante, jenna and Vod run up to the group.

Dante: We have to get out of here. Now. Their's been an accident at the police station.

Bloodrayne: NO ACCIDENT!!!

She's holding a pistol. She fires at Jennas head, then Posher.

Dante: Please...no!!!!

He starts running. Freak runs after him and slices his leg with the knife. He then goes insane on him. Dude's holding a chain. He swings it round and hits Zero over he head with it. He fals to the floor. Hammer steps outside the shop. Phantomstranger appears behind her and pulls her back inside. Her screams are heard. When everybody is killed and scarecrow, VC, Phantom, Disease and the resthave turned up, Bloodrayne gets something out of her pocket.

Bloodrayne: Whilst you lot where off killing people, I was preparing. I travelled to New Mexico. Got this.

Dude: Know what it is?

They all look puzzled, then Scarecrow speaks.

Scarecrow: It can't be. That's a ghost bomb.

Bloodrayne: Exactly.

Scarecrow: That thing can take down and building. Big or small. It's called a ghost because it "Haunts" one place. It knows where to be and where not to.

Bloodrayne: Say bye bye to the police station.

She rolls it in. The building makes a strange rumbling after a loud bang, then it falls. There's flaming debree everywhere. The wreckage has a huge fire in the middle of it.

Scarecrow: Let's go.

Dude: Where?

In the background, Ferret can be seen, holding a shotgun, slowly wheeling himself toards them. He loads. Suddenly, murderdoll drops from the top of a house, takes the wheelchair and pushes it.

MD: MOVE!!!

They scatter. She pushes it into the huge flames. Ferret's screams fill every viewers surround sound. They're all looking at the wreckage when a red jeep drives nito the street. Bloodrayne fires her gun at it. Then again. Then the tires. It skids, turns, then topples. It rolls a few times, crushing several of the group. Only two get up. Bloodrayne and freak. Freak smiles. Out of the car, Newb appears. He draws a screw driver and thrusts it into Freaks head. He falls to the floor, smiling. Bloodrayne yells and fires the gun. It just clicks.

Newb: Got bullets?

Bloodrayne: I'll Kill you!!!

Newb: What you gonna do? SHoot me in the head. Got no bullets bitch.

The camera zooms out to space. The planet is square. An astronaut, talking on his radio flies infront of the screen.

Astronaut: So they called this parrell place, Eearf?

Huston: No. Earth.

Closing credits role.



Understand? I don't. Well, I do. You must've guessed. Everyone was so out of character. Back to normal tommorow. I just had to have some killings, some explosions and an alternative ending to the fugitive storyline. And everything on readers row. No, this isn't the final episode. I just said that so you'd think it was and that I was just closing everything down.

Not bad, edge of your seat type stuff.

I knew it would keep people wondering. What does Rayne think? Please...don't ask her over the phone. And who has those tomatoes?

I was like, "OMG...Newb killed my kid?...NOOOO...Not my baby!...Not NEWB!!!"

Then it was over...I was a bit relieved...I told Dustin, "Wow...that was actually pretty exciting" :)

As for the phone thing...It only SEEMS like I talk a lot because Loren sounds JUST like me, so it makes it seem like I'm talking twice as much

Okay...In all honesty...Loren and I BOTH talk a lot, so together it's just too damned much

I AM aware

I want to be in an episode!

hmmmm. That could work.

*anxiously awaiting today's installment* :)

But ..... but ....... you killed me ......... the sanest one here! :(

;)

It was an alternate reality...You're still good :)

Yeh, it was in another universe. I decided to do a kind of "what if?" thing. What if Phantomstranger and Freak decided to come to Readers row?

ya I thought everything was happening a little fast haha

Opening credits role. Fade to Readers row and Massacreman and __V__ are talking.

__V__: I have to say goodbye.

Massacreman: No. You can't. Not when you're going into hiding.

__V__: Nobody will say anything.

Massacreman: It's not worth the risk. I'll tell them you said goodbye, now get in the car.

They both get in. The conversation continues.

__V__: Where should I go?

Massacreman: I'll take you to the airport, when we get there, we'll see if we can find any flights.

The car starts moving. Fade to the police station.

Tic: I think I just found something. Look.

Mothman: What's that?

Tic: It's a forum I go on. Horror.com. There's a picture of someone at a party. Anyway, look in the background.

The camera looks at the picture. Phantomstranger is standing in the background.

Mothman: Where is it?

Tic: I asked but got no answer. I've spoken to the leader of the forum and explained everything. He's uploading new software. It'll let us track the IP address and find where the person is.

Mothman: How long?

Tic: Within the hour. Meanwhile, you go and speak to Horrorobsessed. She said she had some information.

Mothman leaves. Fade to the outside of Readers Row. Missmacabre and Dante are walking towards Hammers shop.

Dante: ...with my trousers down and the hamster in the punchbowl!

The both laugh manically. Ferret wheels up to them.

Ferret: What are you laughing at?

Dante: Nevermind. Where're you going?

Ferret: To try and find __V__. I phoned him and went to the bar. No sign of him.

Missmacabre: I spoke to him a few hours ago. He said he was staying in today.

Dante: Hmmm. Let's go and see.

they walk up to the bar. Dante hops over the fence and opens the gate. they go into the small back "garden" of the bar.

Missmacabre: Where does he keep the spare key?

Ferret points one of him Nub-legs towards the doormat.

Dante: Too easy.

They get the key, open the door and go in. It's empty. Dante runs upstairs and then comes back down.

Dante: He's left!

Ferret: What? How do you know?

Dante: Remember the other day when we came up to his flat and he showed us Newbs ashes.

Missmacabre: Yeh.

Dante: They're gone. He wouldn't have moved them unless he was going. That was the Newb shelf.

They rush out. Fade to the airport. Massacreman is talking to a lady at a booking desk.

Massacreman: Cheapest flight leaving today, out of the country. With spaces.

Lady: Hmmm. Today is very busy. Today, with spaces and ones you could get cheaply...here we are. We have a flight from Here to Arizona, here to Scotland or here to Cuba.

__V__: Cuba is the commy place right?

Lady: Yes.

__V__: Scotland then. How much?

Lady: Well, since you're flying with Scotair, it's cheap. Cheapest Atlantic Flight we have. even cheaper than -

Massacreman: How much?

Lady: $400.

Massacreman: We'll take it.

They buy the tickets and walk away.

__V__: 3 hours 'til it leaves.

Massacreman: I'm gonna go now. One thing, what do you want done about Newbs?

__V__: There's plenty of drink there. Only open it to our friends. Keep it secret. Make them pay and keep it running as long as you can. I'll try and keep in contact. Bye.

Massacreman: Goodbye __V__.

They separate. Fade to Tic on his computer. It makes a sound.

Tic: Okay...IP finder... Type IP here....okay...

Fade to His car pulling up outside a house. He knocks on the door. Someone answers. It's a man.

Tic: Hi, I'm Tic, I'm with the police. Just a couple of questions about that party you went to.

Man: What?

Tic: The one you had Pictures of on horror.com?

Man: Oh. Last nights Party. That was down at the town community centre.

Tic holds up a print out of the picture. He points to Phantomstranger.

Tic: Remember him?

Man: Yeh...went home with that chick I met...

Tic: Who?

Man: Blonde chick. Quite thin. Horrorlover. No...Horrorobsessed.

Tic: What?

Fade to Mothman in horrorobsessed's house. He's sitting on the sofa talking to her.

Mothman: So what is the information?

Horrorobsessed: I...I'm so sorry. He had a knife. I...I...RUN!!!

Phantomstranger rushes into the room. Mothman gets up. There's a struggle. Some blood shoots up the wall. The fighting stops. the camera shows Mothmans face, the PS, then horrorobsessed. It shoots down to her wrist. There is blood gushing from it.

Phantomstranger: Shit. And she was so pretty. Oh well. Let's have some fun.

He goes to the phone. Mothman has taken off his jacket and tightly wrapped it around her wrist. He's trying to keep her calm.

Mothman: Whatever you do, don't call anyone called Zed.

Phantomstranger: No. How about? Scarecrow...

The camera shows the shocked faces of mothman and horrorobsessed, who is very pale. It then goes to phantomstranger who is smiling malisciously.




Anyone get my little film reference? Wow. that was a cliffhanger. What will happen to Horrorobsessed? Will Tic save the day? Or will scarecrow get there first? Find out, this friday!