Find an eye

Have your eyes ripped from your socket or watch Rosie O'Donnel do a sex scene?

RIPPED EYE!!RIPPED EYE!!

'shudders at the latter'

















watch a pole dance by roasanna barr nekkie' or listening to tom cruise sing
xmas carols.?

An eye.An eye would be more funny.







Be held up an a bank robbery then be taken hostage or watch the teletubies non-stop untill you die.

hostage.....:D :D








only drink coca cola for the rest of your life...........or only drink pepsi for the rest of your life????

None.Root Beer.Okay Pepsi.






Go to a nine inch nails concert with me or go to a black sabbath concert with me?(My two favorite bands)

'wash your mouth out with soap'..
pepsi should not even be written on the same line as coke..

'all hail the red can'














eat worms or eat burnt offerings'

Worms.




Go to a nine inch nails concert with me or go to a black sabbath concert with me?(My two favorite bands)

only if your paying :D









offer your services as a hooker or sleep with a tranvestite??

Hooker.






Sleep with a really slutty girl or have a long relationship with someone you really care about?

a hooker.....rugby




killed in a car crash....or a shopping trolley accident?


soz i got in there late


long term

And you never gave me an answer.Yes,i would be paying.

Death.






Sleep with a really slutty girl or have a long relationship with someone you really care about?

the long relationship




marry paris or nicole?

Then kill them?Both







Be Cammando or Terminator?

a T-3000




live in a musical or live in a gangster film?

a long relationship with someone i really care about.
till the day i die..















to die never to be loved..to die never having any money..?

ahem! to live forver!!!


be batmans sidekick or be ash's half deadite sidekick?

hrmmmm..Batman cos he's got a real bitchin bat cave..







to have jack the ripper as a lover or jekyll and hyde?

Um....pass.






Have Christian Bale or Johnny Depp as a lover?

as long as your paying..bloody hell ..bring on nine inch nails..LOL









pass on either christian or johnny depp.









swim in snow or spa in a volcano..??

Swim in snow.(Alright,we will have a good time then!)







Be on the hitlist of the godfather or be on the hitlist of Al Capone?

Al Capone











dance in a cheap as play or just be a cheap ass anyways.?

dance as a cheap ass








Kill yourself for fun or shoot kids in the kneecaps?





















bwahahahahaha

em a wuss..
kids and knee caps are history..





take a kids candy or steal a kids ice cream..?

Ice Cream.Candy sucks.





Be the owner of Baskin Robins or Dairy Queen?

Dairy Queen

Be ran over by a train or find out what Tom Cruise does in the closet (South Park reference)

Run over by a traiin







Be a kid in michael jacksons funland or Be married to OJ simpson?

be married to OJ, rather be murdered than ride the Jacko shuttle

Forced to watch reruns of the Brady Bunch or listen to Mike Tyson read Shakespeare

Brady bunch




Be Stewie from family guy or bender from futurama?

brady bunch



be a part of the addams family or the munsters?

Bender (im more of a futurama fan) oh and adams family hehe

Be superman/woman or spiderman/woman?

Spiderman,munsters.



Be Carnage or Venom??

Venom

Be an eagle or a wolf?

Wolf





Be Batman or Mr Incredible?

Elasta Girl / mrs incredable lol

Be a vampire or a werewolf?

munsters






be choked by an octopus or be stung by a stingray

choked


preagnant from a rat or walrus

Rat...it would hurt less.




Get hit over the head with a guitar or get kicked in the nutts with a steal toed boot?Or if your a girl,get an atomic tittie twister?

the guitar, im a musician.

swallow a harmonica sideways or have your ribs broken with a sledgehammer?

Swalllow.Nice,me too.Just havent uploaded any of my stuff.





Be a one hit wonder or be a band that everyone loves thats had like 30 hits?