of mediocrity



i have strong thighs...

your boyfriend just loves them



I like the people on this site

they dont judge me for being ugly.

im a good listener.

But couldn't put together a sentence for the life of me.

I have very white socks.

my underware on the other hand...


my body is fit

i cant say the same for your teeth



i like pepsi

if only your face could get into shape



i like coca cola

its good for removing nail polish





i listen to music from the 70's/80's

im old.





im young

regular nappy change then ?

Hey stubbs! You forgot to compliment yourself to keep this going.

(Pssssst, never mind, see my next post.)

OK, I'm bored, I'll do one for ya.

My my stubbs, you have a cute accent. Too bad about all the incoherent mumbling. :p


I like a wide variety of music.

all jumbled up..just like your brain





I love to fly

But you've got to stop trying to fly off of highrise buildings!


I like to pamper loved ones.

But someday you may meet a guy who doesn't WANT to wear diapers




I'm an honest person

At least that's what I tell people while I'm sucking their bank account dry.



My pets are spoiled.

oh yeah i heard about that 33 pound cat you owned



I like pop

pop and granny love you too






i get on well with everybody

you also like to "get it on" with everybody



I hate orange juice

then don't swim in it.




I hate Homer simpson

but you love comic book guy



I cant swim

but you look so cute in your ducky wucky floater





I want to be a doctor

so i can rub my breasts with rubber gloves.






i know karate

a white belt doesnt count



i like to listen to heavy metal

So, how many DUI's do you have?


I'm extremely intelligent

I came out WAY ahead of all of the test monkeys in the primate intelligence study





I have big feet

(You did?! Excellent!!..sorry)

You know what they say about women with big feet? No boobs, no brain, no... just big feet.


I have healthy habits

Your leiderhosen on the other hand, is looking a little sick...Oh well, role playing is fun anyway



I have a twisted mind

Yes, but when it gets to the point that it doesn't actually work... you need to consider help...



I've got great taste in music

Yes, but...You really aren't supposed to eat your CDs...



I know some really awesome people

your mother,father....they are pretty famous people:rolleyes:



i like steak

Damnit, Dave, I had to change this.

Cats...

So, now you're the stereotypical lonely man with 8 bazillion cats that don't know how to use the dirtbox.

I type very well.

having sex with animals is cruel



i like spaghetti

hunting and pecking doesnt count



I like to sleep

Yeah? Well you shouldn't sleep and do other things at the same time.


I'm happy.

lay off the weed



i'm love to live life

You sure do "love" yourself :D


I love nine inch nails...






Somebody call me retarded come on!

ok you are retarded:D


i like anime

You like anime dicks!



Alucard could kill sephiroth "hint hint"


This is for haunted

how about you say something good about yourself so we can shoot you down:D