I had my first Italian beer a couple of months ago and was pleasantly surprised. When you think of Italy....beer doesn't usually come to mind. It was this brand.

http://blog.sakraft.com/Birra_Moretti.jpg

All the ones Ive tried (which isnt many to be honest) seem to have a nice crisp taste, nastro azzurro being the best.

Dont drink too much lager these days but with the summer coming there is nothing nicer than a cold one in the heat!

Going to a concert in Boston tonight and the venue just happens to be smack next door to the Harpoon Brewery.
Looks like a couple of these are on store.:D

http://www.wanderingfools.com/images...arpoon-IPA.jpg

Some wise words about alcohol



"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~ Frank Sinatra

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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~ Stephen Wright

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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" ~ Brian O'Rourke

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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~ Benjamin Franklin

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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." ~ Dave Barry

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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can! ~ Dave Howell

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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers.

One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

Evaluations
For everyone who has ever had an evaluation - just
remember,it could have been worse. These are actual
quotes taken from federal government employee
performance evaluations.
1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached
rock-bottom and has started to dig."
2. "I would not allow this employee to breed"
3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been,
but more of a definite won't be."
4. "Works well when under constant supervision and
cornered like a rat in a trap."
5. "When he opens his mouth, it seems that it is only
to change feet."
6. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
7. "He sets low personal standards and then
consistently fails to achieve them."
8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of
an idiot."
9. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he
starts the better."
10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy
to hold it all together."
11. "A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an
ordinary ignoramus."
12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."
13. "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."
14. "He's been working with glue too much."
15. "He would argue with a signpost."
16. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the
room."
17. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
18. "If you see two people talking and one looks
bored, he's the other one."
19. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover
glued on."
20. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection."
21. "Donated his brain to science before he was done
using it"
22. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the
train isn't coming."
23. "He's got two brains cells, one is lost and the
other is out looking for it."
24. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be
watered twice a week."
25. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd
get change."
26. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear
the ocean."
27. "It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other
sperm."
28. "One neuron short of a synapse."
29. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he
only gargled."
30. "Takes him 2 hours to watch 60-minutes."
31. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.


Have a nice weekend all.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...nmule/beer.gif

your not serious..... are u?



oh yeah you have a nice weekend too!
drink and be merry

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology
courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone
who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little
Johnny?"
"No, ma'am - but I hate to see you standing there all
by yourself!"

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother
smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that,
mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who
shortly afterward began removing the cream with a
tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"


Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip
to their local police station where they saw pictures
of the 10 Most Wanted criminals tacked to a
bulletin board. One of the youngsters pointed to a
picture and asked if it really was the photo of a
wanted person.
"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very
badly to capture him."
Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you
took his picture?"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ule/peeing.gif

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another
man on her night stand by the bed. He begins to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

"No, no,no!!!" she answers.

"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.

"That's just me...before the surgery."

Another hour and a half to go.....then THE WEEKEND........its supposed to be hot as balls here on the east coast.......

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thum..._cold_beer.jpg

Although i've recently been very fond of these............................................. .....

http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/1090.jpg

That looks yummy. Yommers!

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f3...tallwb_1_1.jpg


Ive enjoyed a couple of bottles of this Crystal beer

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his
office.....but she belonged to someone else...
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have
sex with you."
The girl said, " NO."
Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on
the floor,you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
time you pick it up"
She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend. She called her boyfriend and
told him the story
The boyfriend said, "Ask him for $200, then pick up
the money very fast.
He won't even be able to get his pants down."
She agreed and accepted the proposal. Half an hour
went by and the boyfriend was waiting for his
girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the
boyfriend called and asked what happened......

She said, "The bastard used quarters!"

CAR TROUBLE
Blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says,
"What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"


SPEEDING TICKET

Police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he
could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get
your act together Just yesterday you take away my license and then today
you expect me to show it to you!"


RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another
blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she
shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the
river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
Gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body
hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then
she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and
screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she
touched made her scream. The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are
you? "Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde." "I thought so," the
doctor said. "Your finger is broken."


KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the
wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights
and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and
yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"


BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian
said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first
on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on
the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their
heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the
Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're
going at night!"

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and
asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one
was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs".

local night spot, are you in primary school?

No....just a different generation.

what on earth generation talks like that? one that still lives with there mother perhaps?

yeah...ya got me.....your good.

My my my, nit-picky little thing aren't you. :rolleyes:

i'm not nit picky, just blown away by the term night-spot!

hmmm....doesn't take much to "blow you away"..does it?

nightspot

n : a spot that is open late at night and that provides entertainment (as singers or dancers) as well as dancing and food and drink; [syn: cabaret, nightclub, club]


Its from a dictionary...you should read one sometime.

it's just not rite, nobody talks like that, it's creepy...

This is a HORROR site.....its suppose to be creepy.

You are.

Especially to sheep.

See, now if you would have taken newb's advice and consulted a dictionary, you would have spelled 'right' correctly.

Don't worry he might do a spelling course in jail when he goes down for touching animals

A fine summer brew.

:eek:

Apache

Puts todays music videos to shame.

Grape fruit juice is nasty....

Well, THAT was truly unexpected. Amusing though. :p

plenty more where that came from



may i present the hindi beatles :eek:

I thought Apache rocked but the Hindi Beatles!! Excellent dancing, and wobbly heads!!!

It was all I could do to keep myself from getting up and bopping about the room! Weeeeeeee! :D

The Hindi Beatles are freakin' awesome.

dictionary, i'm a writer a dictionary has time when i want to prove a meaning, and spelling just isn't much of insue what you are saying is what's important. by the way new zealanders are the sheep lovers, get the facts right, what, are you from canada? I'm sure you have plenty of nice night-spots where ever you are...

not sure how to describe this....

some freaky indian music man

is there nothing he can't do

impressive. i dig the gold boots.