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Vodstok 03-10-2005 08:25 AM

Porno people are fair game for rridicule, regardless of size

Secondly, i have no clue. kind of scary if you ask me.

Vodstok 03-10-2005 08:26 AM

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Originally posted by ShankS
it's full of bed fluff, and Vod wants to nibble it out.
Oh god..... I WAS hungry... you sick bastard....

ShankS 03-10-2005 08:27 AM

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Originally posted by Vodstok
Oh god..... I WAS hungry... you sick bastard....

lol

Vodstok 03-10-2005 08:31 AM

I suppose that is what i get for posting it in the first place.....

IDrinkYourBlood 03-10-2005 08:32 AM

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Originally posted by FairyKorpes
First note you guys are mean. Fatties are loved to damnit:mad: . Secondly wtf is up with her belly button?
yeah thats true. Fatties do need some lovin, they just have to pay :D

ENTITY2000 03-10-2005 08:35 AM

you no what's so sad is that i know
a guy who got paid for sleeping w/a fat chick
not that there is anything wrong w/ being a fatty
patty.:D :p

ShankS 03-10-2005 08:36 AM

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Originally posted by Vodstok
I suppose that is what i get for posting it in the first place.....
there's fat 'n sexy and then there's fat 'n monstrosity. :p

Vodstok 03-10-2005 08:38 AM

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Originally posted by ShankS
there's fat 'n sexy and then there's fat 'n monstrosity. :p
Very true. There are some big women out there that are quite the lookers.

FairyKorpes 03-10-2005 08:39 AM

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Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
yeah thats true. Fatties do need some lovin, they just have to pay :D
Here's an idea: Go impale yourself on a sharp stick and die gurgling blood in a pool of your own inadvertently released urine and feces;) :p

ENTITY2000 03-10-2005 08:41 AM

is that jennifer tilly on fairy korpes avatar?

ShankS 03-10-2005 08:46 AM

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Originally posted by Vodstok
Very true. There are some big women out there that are quite the lookers.
I don't mid the chubby ones, extreme fatness is just nasty.

Vodstok 03-10-2005 08:50 AM

Around the same time i developed my fascination with big hooters, i realised the only women who had nice big ones that werent fake were girls with more meat on them.

And there is a difference between big and obese.

My wife is a nice full-figured curvaceous woman. Quite the buxom lass too :D

I am going to do such awful things toher when i get home tonight...


Pardon me, i was having a moment.

urgeok 03-10-2005 10:02 AM

waif - full figured, everything in between..

i just love women.

IDrinkYourBlood 03-10-2005 10:32 AM

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Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Here's an idea: Go impale yourself on a sharp stick and die gurgling blood in a pool of your own inadvertently released urine and feces;) :p
all while im watching a clown impale a four year old boy in the anus, makin that little bitch bleed;) :p




saying that makes me officially cool and bad ass right :rolleyes:

anyways sorry to ruin your booby talk, please countinue.

Angra 03-10-2005 10:37 AM

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Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
all while im watching a clown impale a four year old boy in the anus, makin that little bitch bleed;) :p




saying that makes me officially cool and bad ass right :rolleyes:

anyways sorry to ruin your booby talk, please countinue.



Tsk, tsk, tsk..... Damn IDYB!! We had almost let it behind us.:rolleyes:

Almost....

ENTITY2000 03-10-2005 10:37 AM

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Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
all while im watching a clown impale a four year old boy in the anus, makin that little bitch bleed;) :p




saying that makes me officially cool and bad ass right :rolleyes:

anyways sorry to ruin your booby talk, please countinue.

your just asick sad little person who needs
psychiatric help:rolleyes:

IDrinkYourBlood 03-10-2005 10:41 AM

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Originally posted by ENTITY2000
your just asick sad little person who needs
psychiatric help:rolleyes:

thats true. but anyways.....whats the top weight of the women that you would concider having sex with. and girls same question vica/versa. I think my limit would be 140

Vodstok 03-10-2005 10:41 AM

No he isnt. he is a sad little nerd.

Yes, we are talking about tits. Those so far involved in the conversation either have them or have ready access to them on a regular basis.

Go away and come back when you have seen a paitr that dont belong to family.

IDrinkYourBlood 03-10-2005 10:43 AM

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Originally posted by Vodstok
No he isnt. he is a sad little nerd.

Yes, we are talking about tits. Those so far involved in the conversation either have them or have ready access to them on a regular basis.

Go away and come back when you have seen a paitr that dont belong to family.

:rolleyes: o yes sad sad little nerd. you peeps are just n00bs, im so h4x0|2, all your base belong to me. L337 out. LOL

Vodstok 03-10-2005 10:44 AM

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Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
thats true. but anyways.....whats the top weight of the women that you would concider having sex with. and girls same question vica/versa. I think my limit would be 140

I would think your answer would be "Anyone who would actually consider it."


Good luck getting a woman to actually tell you her weight. I have a feeling asking her would pretty much cancel out any possibility of her having sex with you.

Of course, I imagine that if you ran your clown and little boy in the sand box routine by her she would swoon.....:rolleyes:

ENTITY2000 03-10-2005 10:44 AM

lol:D your right why waste time on
that. just go away until you can play
nice child.

IDrinkYourBlood 03-10-2005 10:51 AM

fine fine fine. I'll go.......for now. MWA HAHAHA
Actually im gonna go eat my buffalo wings, so tasty.

Angra 03-10-2005 11:01 AM

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Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
fine fine fine. I'll go.......for now. MWA HAHAHA
Actually im gonna go eat my buffalo wings, so tasty.


Go get busy, tiger.

Madrigal 03-10-2005 11:18 AM

What's sex with a woman like?

For real.

barbra 03-10-2005 11:20 AM

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Originally posted by Madrigal
What's sex with a woman like?

For real.

soft firm and wet/moist

urgeok 03-10-2005 11:20 AM

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Originally posted by Madrigal
What's sex with a woman like?

For real.

its just like when you cut a hole in a watermelon ...
only instead of cold wet and pathetic,

its really nice ...

Vodstok 03-10-2005 11:24 AM

Warm. Soft. Moist. Pleasant. very Pleasant. Sometimes noisy. Sometimes squishy.

barbra 03-10-2005 11:27 AM

I used the words
"like a slip and slide with a prize inside"

urgeok 03-10-2005 11:27 AM

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Originally posted by Vodstok
Warm. Soft. Moist. Pleasant. very Pleasant. Sometimes noisy. Sometimes squishy.
really ? a woman ?

you mean it isnt like tapioca is being flung into your face at 200 miles per hour while a gang of insane pygmies hit you on the feet and head with the claw end of an estwing hammer while
opera music is being played on an old victrola ?


what the fuck have i been doing all this time ??!!!!

barbra 03-10-2005 11:29 AM

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Originally posted by urgeok
really ? a woman ?

you mean it isnt like tapioca is being flung into your face at 200 miles per hour while a gang of insane pygmies hit you on the feet and head with the claw end of an estwing hammer while
opera music is being played on an old victrola ?


what the fuck have i been doing all this time ??!!!!

what you're talking about usually cost extra

Vodstok 03-10-2005 11:38 AM

Or at least requires for you to learn her name and buy her dinner.

Angra 03-10-2005 11:42 AM

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Originally posted by urgeok
its just like when you cut a hole in a watermelon ...

its really nice ...


The seeds hurts though..:(

newb 03-10-2005 11:44 AM

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Originally posted by Madrigal
What's sex with a woman like?

For real.

http://www.mysweettooth.biz/Pies/Apple%20Pie-large.jpg

urgeok 03-10-2005 11:59 AM

better make mine a deep dish apple pie please :D

Vodstok 03-10-2005 12:00 PM

Aedmit it, you would be fine with a cupcake....


Congrats on the 6 grand, btw urge. You are going to overtake me in under a year.....

urgeok 03-10-2005 12:11 PM

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Originally posted by Vodstok
Aedmit it, you would be fine with a cupcake....


Congrats on the 6 grand, btw urge. You are going to overtake me in under a year.....


i'd say in 3 more days, but who's counting :)


it's 90% mindless dribble, and the other 10% people ignore :)


same to you i guess ... but i dont really pay attention - i hadnt even realized ..

Vodstok 03-10-2005 12:20 PM

The funny thing is, that i registered 8 months before you, and you are currently about 64 behind me....


Man.. Get some sun :)

newb 03-10-2005 12:22 PM

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Originally posted by Vodstok
The funny thing is, that i registered 8 months before you, and you are currently about 64 behind me....


Man.. Get some sun :)

He's got a good excuse....ITS FUCKING COLD UP THERE.

And I wish you canucks would take this cold air and snow back where it belongs....fucking weatherman's talking about another 6 inches of the white shit this weekend....THIS WINTER JUST WON'T END.

urgeok 03-10-2005 12:24 PM

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Originally posted by Vodstok
The funny thing is, that i registered 8 months before you, and you are currently about 64 behind me....


Man.. Get some sun :)


i just type fast ..
I post when i'm at work - between tasks ..
after volleyball on Mon and Thurs nights

and if my wife goes to bed early and i'm too tired to watch a movie on the other nights.

i'm usually doing something else at another computer if I'm doing it when i'm at home..


the last job i had a few months ago .. i had fuck all to do all day ..
Horror saved me from going completely mental ...
I told people i wrote for a living :)

Thats why I'd like to see this place stay cool .. it was very good to me !

urgeok 03-10-2005 12:25 PM

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Originally posted by newb
He's got a good excuse....ITS FUCKING COLD UP THERE.

And I wish you canucks would take this cold air and snow back where it belongs....fucking weatherman's talking about another 6 inches of the white shit this weekend....THIS WINTER JUST WON'T END.

its been brutal here .. i'm sick of the shit with a passion


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