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monalisa 03-24-2006 08:15 PM

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Originally posted by newb
WHAT.......the balls get NO respect.

http://poetry.rotten.com/testicle/eleph4.jpg

Well, that was a disgusting picture.
But of course they get respect, gently though, don't want to hurt the little fellers. I'll stop now.

newb 03-24-2006 08:17 PM

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Originally posted by monalisa
Well, that was a disgusting picture.

Not my best side.

Spallalala 03-24-2006 09:31 PM

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Originally posted by slasherman
does that mean you never going down on Cheeb ? ...poor guy :p
He probably gets more then you do :P haha

bloodrayne 03-24-2006 10:32 PM

I honestly believe the way we 'do things' is immensely determined by the person we are with...My views and practices concerning this subject have changed DRAMATICALLY...With Dustin...

Elvis_Christ 03-24-2006 10:33 PM

pics?

bloodrayne 03-24-2006 10:35 PM

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Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
pics?
lol...Still won't go THERE, though :)

Elvis_Christ 03-24-2006 10:37 PM

Prudes :)

bloodrayne 03-24-2006 10:39 PM

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Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Prudes :)
Nah...I just can't get into watching anyone have sex...Not even myself

I honestly could never figure out why people would be into that...I mean, why WATCH sex?...I'd much rather just DO it...

Marroe 03-24-2006 10:42 PM

tonight I have seen both the biggest nuts, and the biggest bitch I have ever seen in my life.

Elvis_Christ 03-24-2006 10:45 PM

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Originally posted by bloodrayne
Nah...I just can't get into watching anyone have sex...Not even myself

I honestly could never figure out why peole would be into that...I mean, why WATCH sex?...I'd much rather just DO it...

I think most people would. Porno is pretty damn funny tho :)

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Originally posted by Marroe
tonight I have seen both the biggest nuts, and the biggest bitch I have ever seen in my life.
The biggest bitch?

Marroe 03-24-2006 10:47 PM

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The biggest bitch?
Oh lord yes, go look at the "help help" or whatever is was thread. Yick. She needs a man with a sack like that....I'd hate to see how big this lady's...uh....area is.

bloodrayne 03-24-2006 10:48 PM

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Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Porno is pretty damn funny tho :)

Ahh...So THAT's why people get into porn...Okey Dokey


I think I'll just stick with Horror.Com for MY comedy...

bloodrayne 03-24-2006 10:49 PM

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Originally posted by Marroe
tonight I have seen both the biggest nuts, and the biggest bitch I have ever seen in my life.
Heh...And right here at Horror.Com...Yup...We've got it all:cool:

Marroe 03-24-2006 10:49 PM

I have a hillarious one on my pc....haha, it's even all about the BJ.

The STE 03-24-2006 10:52 PM

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Originally posted by bloodrayne
Ahh...So THAT's why people get into porn...Okey Dokey


I think I'll just stick with Horror.Com for MY comedy...

no, I watch porn for 4 reasons:
1) Asian chicks
2) Black chicks
3) Lesbians
4) trannies

or, alternately, one reason: masturbation

Marroe 03-24-2006 10:53 PM

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Originally posted by The STE
no, I watch porn for 4 reasons:
1) Asian chicks
2) Black chicks
3) Lesbians
4) trannies

or, alternately, one reason: masturbation

Not ALL white chicks are bad....just the blonde ones. Don't hate so much.

The STE 03-24-2006 10:54 PM

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Originally posted by Marroe
Not ALL white chicks are bad....just the blonde ones. Don't hate so much.
oh, I have no problem with the white chicks (even blonde ones), but I watch porn for the above-listed reasons (two of which could include the white chicks)

Elvis_Christ 03-24-2006 10:55 PM

White Chicks rock :)

Marroe 03-24-2006 10:57 PM

damn strait we do....er, I do, dunno about the rest.

The STE 03-24-2006 10:57 PM

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Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
White Chicks rock :)
sure. They're no Asian chicks or Black chicks, but they're still awsm

Haunted 03-25-2006 04:23 AM

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Originally posted by Marroe
I heard a worse maggot story:)

So it seems some girl and her man messed with food during sex. A few weeks later this girl was having orgasms out of no where in class (the guy who told me this said they were in high school at the time). It got so weird she went to the doctor to see if this was "normal", only to find out she had maggots moving around inside of her because apparantly she's dirty and didn't dig all the food out of her.

Sounds like a bullshit story to me, but gross all the same. Enjoy.

I have a piercing for those purposes, so I don't have to go the maggot route. I don't know if I buy that either, because I'm just wondering how she didn't notice the flies buzzing around her coochie, but it makes for sick but entertaining story.

dewaholic 03-25-2006 08:48 AM

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Originally posted by bloodrayne
Nah...I just can't get into watching anyone have sex...Not even myself

I honestly could never figure out why people would be into that...I mean, why WATCH sex?...I'd much rather just DO it...

It's not for everyone. It's such a turn on, watching ppl fuck ( in person) specially when u can join in. And it's aldo a turn on being watched.

Haunted 03-25-2006 09:01 AM

I watched two people have sex before. I got really bored and started reading. I don't think that either of them had an orgasm either.:rolleyes:

I won't repeat that type of experience again. Been in that situation once, and it wasn't cool.

tachii 03-25-2006 10:30 AM

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Originally posted by Haunted
I have a piercing for those purposes, so I don't have to go the maggot route. I don't know if I buy that either, because I'm just wondering how she didn't notice the flies buzzing around her coochie, but it makes for sick but entertaining story.

i've always wondered if the piercings were worth it

maybe she slept nube and wide open :confused:

The STE 03-25-2006 11:37 AM

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Originally posted by Haunted
I watched two people have sex before. I got really bored and started reading. I don't think that either of them had an orgasm either.:rolleyes:

I won't repeat that type of experience again. Been in that situation once, and it wasn't cool.

you should watch ME have sex. I've been told it's akin to watching the 3rd act of the Ten Commandments

tachii 03-25-2006 11:50 AM

smarmy :D

Haunted 03-25-2006 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by The STE
you should watch ME have sex. I've been told it's akin to watching the 3rd act of the Ten Commandments
Um... I don't want to seem rude, but comparing your sexual activity to a movie that, to me, is tantamount to a big steaming pile of pig shit, is a bit wrong. Try something more Haunted-esque.

Dude Guadalupe 03-25-2006 04:24 PM

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Originally posted by bloodrayne
I honestly believe the way we 'do things' is immensely determined by the person we are with...My views and practices concerning this subject have changed DRAMATICALLY...With Dustin...
When she says 'dramatically', she fuckin means it, cuz I rock that hard.........so there

Haunted 03-25-2006 05:20 PM

You tell 'em, dude!

Elvis_Christ 03-25-2006 06:22 PM

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Originally posted by The STE
you should watch ME have sex. I've been told it's akin to watching the 3rd act of the Ten Commandments
Boring?

The STE 03-25-2006 06:42 PM

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Originally posted by Haunted
Um... I don't want to seem rude, but comparing your sexual activity to a movie that, to me, is tantamount to a big steaming pile of pig shit, is a bit wrong. Try something more Haunted-esque.
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Boring?
to be fair, the time they watched is when I was fucking Charleton Heston...
(also, the Ten Commandments was awsm)

ok, Haunted-esque...
Watching me have sex has been described as like watching Suicide Circle

tachii 03-25-2006 07:11 PM

beginning sequance or entire film

cause some scenes i could do without
too boring

The STE 03-25-2006 07:29 PM

opening scene

tachii 03-25-2006 07:32 PM

confidance

that's good

:)

The STE 03-25-2006 07:36 PM

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Originally posted by tachii
confidance

that's good

:)

well, it's violent, there's tons of bodily fluids spraying, and all the hot asian chicks get it in the end.

tachii 03-25-2006 07:38 PM

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Originally posted by The STE
all the hot asian chicks get it in the end.


don't they always

AUSTIN316426808 03-26-2006 01:20 AM

Lord knows I'm not trying to rekindle any old shit, but reading this thread makes a couple past events here seem pretty ridiculous.

Haunted 03-26-2006 01:22 AM

The love is at last flowing freely from the faucets of HDC.;)

Thomasgeorge 03-26-2006 01:23 AM

yeah what she said

Haunted 03-26-2006 06:18 AM

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Originally posted by tachii
don't they always
Yes, they certainly do! All these goddamn petite Asian girls comin' in stealing our good white men. Damn you, anime! DAMN YOU!!!!


:D I kid. It's actually kind of funny. I hear tale that lovely white women are a commodity in Asia. Men.:rolleyes:


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