hmmm pancakes... hotdogs... I might have hotdogs

LOL!!!

to much flaming...people will burn in hell.

How about a tube steak smothered in underwear?

use pancakes as the buns




and sis we will fight you but it is a 2 person job it is a rule to fight you one at a time

OH NO SIS IS KILLING SHANKS I MUST HELP HIM BUT WE CAN ONLY FIGHT ONE AT A TIME

shit....oldthread.

where is Stingy these days?

If only usahorrorfan were here..........

na thats a bit chewey...besides stains ruin the flavours...I want hotdogs 'n buns...big buns ...... big fucking buns!

you can chew on mine for a little bit

that an offer... or are you hoping for some suckage?

you son of a *EDITED FOR CONTENT* biscuit eater

yeah I like buscuits 'n cheese...actually crackers 'n cheese....salty ones too. :D

your comeback shames me

no shame in liking good snacks.

you can't put your hands in a sista's hair

aint got a sista

Malibooty

eh? yank slang

i may be white but my rhymes is tight

I got sumtin' to say, and I need the world to hear it. I'm a lyricologist. I can rap about anything. Shrink, shrink. Blinkity-blink. Tried to make me think. Wanna go to my sink. And vomit. Clean it up wit' Comet. Earth is my planet. See? I'm the shiznit.

that eminemeiemeniemen lyrics?

Nope, B-rad!

peep my tat

wtf is B-rad?

Teaching.

your an I-9 now the only way out is in a box

I presume I-9 has something to do with being dead and flat and going out in a coffin?

I know that, but he still occasionally posted, aint seen him here for a few weeks now....maybe the kids have taken him hostage.

funny one......
 

A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.

The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe, my friend, Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.

Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all,
then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up. "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the living daylights out of the little rabbit.

The giraffe and elephant watch in horror, then finally obtain the presence of mind to pull the lion off the rabbit. "Lion," they reprimand, "why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!" The lion answers, "That little bugger has me running around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"

Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a very beautiful daughter who was single.

One day he decided to throw a huge party, and during the party he announced, "I have a proposition for every single man here. I will give $1,000,000 or my daughter to the one man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!"

As soon as he finished his last word, there was a large splash! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he had. The crowd cheered him on as he kept swimming. Finally, he made it to the other side unharmed.

The millionaire was impressed. He said, "My boy, that was simply incredible! I didn't think it could be done! Well, I must keep my end of the bargain. Which do you want, my daughter or the money?"

The man replied, "Listen, I don't want your money! I don't want your daughter! I just want the name of the person who pushed me in!":D

Two men are in a doctor's office. Each of them are to get a vasectomy...the nurse comes into the room & tells both men "Strip & put on these gowns before going in to see the doctor to have your procedures done." A few minutes later she returns & reaches into one man's gown & proceeds to fondle & ultimately begins to masturbate him. Shocked as he was, he asks "Why are you doing that?" To which she replies, "We have to vacate the sperm from your system to have a clean procedure." The man not wanting to be a problem & enjoying it, allows her to complete her task. After she is through, she proceeds to the next man.. She starts to fondle the man as she had the previous man, but then drops to her knees & proceeds to give him oral sex. The first man seeing this quickly responds, "Hey! Why is it that I get masturbated & he gets a blow job?" The nurse simply replies, "Sir, there is a difference between HMO & Complete Coverag

you'll find that they are all over the chance to scrap but rarely participate in the movie, etc. boards.
Thats what really pisses me off ...
If you have nothing to contribute .. why bother ?

Wiggy

:cool:

get jiggy

Asshat?
 

ASSHAT!


ASSHAT!


ASSHAT!

asshat.

Whats up with all the random ass threads lately?

hmm.