A comedian said this happened to him. Having sex with a woman, and about halfway through she goes "*sigh* ANYway......."


And some more originals:

If you loved me, you would go down there even if i smell.

Are you sure all three fingers are up my ass?

Dont worry, you can masturbate once im done.

Since we're making requests, i once saw this video with a chick and a horse....

Your mom's tits look bigger than your's

Wow, your nipples are way different in size and shape!

You know, I'm glad your sister said no.

If you scream, I will kill you. Just kidding :)! Shut up.......

Why is it called "missionary" when you are being a slut?

Well, i do like them big, but not saggy. Dont worry, i'll probably finish anyway.

or even worse you could say whats for tea

Could you move your head a little to the left?...You are blocking the television...Yeah...Right there...Thanks

...lol

Bloodrayne, that reminds me of a joke we told a lot when i went to school with canadians:

Why do Canadians have sex doggy style?

So they can both watch the Hockey game.

Here is something terrible a woman can say when a guy finishes:
Look down and say "Oh god, that is fucking gross, i think i'm going to puke"

"Oh, you go moist cunt nougat on me!"

Eww...I thought (hoped) that you had forgotten about that :eek: :D

HAHA! I had forgotten too! Thank you for bringing this back... My poll was deleted a while ago :D

Bloodrayne, you changed your avatar! That reminds me that I need to change mine, too! Thanks again for those avatars you sent me. You're too kind. :D