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Sam The Egg 06-11-2004 05:26 PM

true, but everybody knows that cornbread can't play chutes and ladders. Likewise can the latter of the two not eat cornbread.

thEsounDofdirT 06-11-2004 05:36 PM

oh yea.. plenty of butter here... how bout that mercyful fate character

Sam The Egg 06-11-2004 05:37 PM

mercyful fate spelled merciful wrong

thEsounDofdirT 06-11-2004 05:41 PM

yea.. he's my hero... seems to be stuck in something's taint... wanna make some sauce out of cotton cream?

Sam The Egg 06-11-2004 05:42 PM

cotton cream isn't like other forms of meat balls where you add little bits of onion and cheese in it for flavor because cotton cream can't mix with onions because then it would be neither cottony nor creamy plus it would have a faint onion smell and if it came to it, that wouldn't work at all

thEsounDofdirT 06-11-2004 05:45 PM

cotton cream is the formula that will single handedly take out the war leaders of nevencrane...

and then there is some of the change machine leak...

and then there is some of the dying things that live longer than everyone else even though they never get erect anymore

and then there's the queen with a candybar

thEsounDofdirT 06-11-2004 05:47 PM

so... jelly beans... who's gonna fuck me.. is it gonna be the shell.. or the jelly inside

bloodrayne 06-11-2004 05:49 PM

OMG!!!....The Talons of INSANITY Clawing and Ripping at my Brain!!!...I can no longer read this thread!!!.............................Look away, Children.......LOOK AWAY!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: ...............:D

thEsounDofdirT 06-11-2004 05:51 PM

be strong rayne.. because someday... it will be there.. the mud

Sam The Egg 06-11-2004 05:51 PM

I was walking the other day and a man came up to me and said he hadn't had a bite in three weeks, so I killed his entire family and ate a steak right in front of him, then watched Asian Schoolgirl porn


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