I've been blessed with many things in this life: an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a burmese python, and the mind of a fucking scientist.

Your arm shoots grenades? How do you use a keyboard?

Mmmm....Did you make this M&M cookie?

Unfortunately, no - Company cafeteria fare. But it wasn't bad for something pre-packaged.

So, in closing, I'd like to give big ups to God, Buddha, L. Ron, whoever. Hell, maybe I just need to thank me. If there's one thing I've learned through all my adventures and conquests, it's that some people are just wired for success. I had no choice when it came to being great. I just am great. I'm not trying to sound cocky or full of myself, but Sistinas has a sneaking suspicion that no matter what comes his way he will always be great. Because that's just the way shit works sometimes. This has been based on a true story. The motherfuckin' end.

King Kong remake really does suck for the first hour, doesn't it?

King kong aint got shit on meeeeeeeeeee!

Kill your idols

god is in the tv? idfk but i win :)

Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... while I do you from behind.