Sounds more like a mass murderer than a serial killer....;)

Oh right.My bad.

Wal-Mart greeter..
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman
stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't."
"The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think
they're twins? Are you f%$#@* blind, or just f%#$#@ stupid?"
"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just
couldn't believe you got laid twice."
"Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."

very good one and all.

ok - light humor -

"a wave and a particle walk into a bar . . . "

LMAO! Wow! that was great!


Two monkeys walk into a bar. They get alchohol poisoning and die. Horribly.

which is the opening of HDC IV: DRUNK MONKEYS OF THE LIVING DEAD

this series is getting like the jaws ones. First two good. Third very mediocre. Fourth...Well. It was 100 on IMDB's Bottom 100 films. Maybe we should stop at a trilogy.

NOOOOOO

more monkey sequels . . . i want more monkey sequels!!!!

come on. That idiot director of number three ruined your entire character.