Grandparents....they're old as hell,they'll die soon,so you get the house.Plus you could have really loud sex and they wont ever hear it!!


Run away from running zombies,only to get eaten by them,or run away from a shitload of aliens,only to get killed by them?

zombies


ride a bike with no seat naked or ride a bike with no seat wearing pink gloves?

pink gloves..would rather feel gay..than be turned into one







die in a plane crash or die in a car crash..?

if you feel, you are.....and if im not mistaken your a girl right? so a pole up your asss wouldnt make YOU gay.


car crash


have sex with warwick davis or eat more dog crap?

LOL
also seeing i will get an ass kicking for answering the sex questions..
serve up the dog crap..just make sure theres alot of ketchup











wake up next to a zombie..or a horse..after a night of heavy loving?

a horse, so i can ride off into the sunset when im done.



grow a penis on your forehead or grow a forehead on your penis?

*for girls, vagina

well..'hands on her hips'..
theres a lot of dumb cunts out there anyways..male or female so i guess
'mumbles'






to tell a lie or live a lie.??

Tell a lie




I can't think of one,so skip me.

feet or death

huh..??



ok i will go with feet .








drink shampoo or eat worms??