"Where's my blankie?"




"Oh poo, I've got a hangnail."

michael to freddy..'dude can u scratch my back'?

"Oh wait...It's SUNDAY?...I can't kill anyone on SUNDAY, that just wouldn't be right...I'll catch up with you tomorrow, okay?...Don't leave town or anything"

Is it friday? Hmm... I can only murder fishermen on friday...

ok
 

Theres a 2 for one sale on red heads down at the Super Save on Thursdays. Plus I've got coupons!

It's not anything you have done it's me. I have some issues right now, my shrink thinks it has something to do with my childhood. Be a luv and put the kettle on and I'll tell you all about it if you want, oh and bring a box of tissues I may get a bit emotional.

"After this, I'm going to Disneyland!"

You got that right.


Just messing with....it was too perfect to pass up:p

That's the best one yet.

I was hoping to post another one. I realize that this is not actually a competition, however, I just feel that anything I could post at this point would be utter shit.

But I'll be back...

That would be really weird if one of them said that.

Michael Meyers:That's the best one yet.

I was hoping to post another one. I realize that this is not actually a competition, however, I just feel that anything I could post at this point would be utter shit.

But I'll be back...


*Walks away*

Jamie Lee Curtis sits, bewildered.

"Ummm. What the hell just happened?"
Loomis: Damned if i know. Shoudl i shoot him? i wanna hear what he says next...

:)