Nunchaku are not a good investment in your future. All the nunchaku technician jobs are filled by meathead townie assholes who spend their welfare checks at GNC.

I've been a cabdriver, a theme park costumed character, a bartender, a waiter and musician (and lately actor & writer) but my first job beyond mowing lawns or babysitting was anwering phones and handling light secerterial duties in a property management office.

Filing made me mental. Horrible tedium. Haven't even considered an office job since.

Who were you at what theme park?

I was Shrek at Universal Studios Hollywood and put on a 15 minute show 8 times a day. Brutal

The year before that I was a Globotek scientist handing out game cards and teaching kids how to play a scavenger hunt game in a SMALL SOLDIERS tie-in.

Did you get kicked in the nuts lots? :D

OMG
I will never look at you the same way:D

My son would worship you though, Shrek is the epitome of God to him these days

As Shrek I was in a show, so I was on stage and none too close to the public, but I once worked for a video store handing out flyers dressed as a pink gorilla and a couple of kids kicked me in the ass. I laughed it off until one of them kicked me in the nuts.

I beat the shit out of him annd was promptly fired. Totally worth it.