I love it. Will most likely use the bulb planter, will definately do the "stepping on a tool-penetrate the head".

Not bad, not bad. And nope, never too late for titles until the film is done.

Bulb planter would be good in the side of the head or chest or anything... can be very brutal. Mwa ha ha.

How about "The Diabolical Toolshed Murder Nazis"

huh huh????

I'm trying to think of a couple more words to add to the end, that will really make people want to see it.

i was going to do a parody of TCM years ago .. called the Brockville Weedeater Massacre ..

was going to tape it at our local (unused) mini golf place ..
where a crazed caretaker went on a murderous rampage with a weedeater (which never actually did anything other that sting)

but there would be some kills .. one being the killer takes an oilcan spout from a can of oil .. stalks the victim, then thrusts it into his chest - using it to lift him off the ground .. all the while blood gushing out of the spout to the sounds of 'ding, ding, ding' like at the gas pumps ..

as it was an idea around the time of Jaws .. i wanted to have someone being stabbed with a machette or something .. and first comes a guyser of blood, then articles of food, then coat hangers, licence plates, etc .. all splashing onto the killers feet from the victims wound.

alas - i never actually had the drive and ambition to do it.


my friend and i years later were musing over what we could do to make the most offensive film possible .. thereby getting negative coverage = publicity.

we came up wit the idea "the Tards" 2 developementally handicapped men living together ..

basically just a day at the mall...

once scene .. one of the tards goes to the bathroom, 20 minutes later comes out - crying, naked, and covered in shit ... so he goes to the large fountain to wash off...

we had several horrible little scenes like that planned...

the climax of course .. would be in a china shop.

since then .. people have actually done similar movies ..

again .. we were all talk - no action.

Hahahahahahahaha.

Oh man. If it's ok with you, I'd love to use the oil spout idea.

its not like i pattened it ..

i'm sure i've seen the gag used in a film since .. made me laugh when i saw it ..

You know those large metal stakes that chase moles away by creating vibration in the earth and they run on batteries? What if one was planted into a victim (head, body... whatever) and as the blood poured out and the victim died the stake kept vibrating (maybe even make it vibrate more violently for film heh) and shaking the body.

Now that would be fuckin' cool.

But remember- I'm a 16 year old kid with a hella' small budget.

I know, just suggestions that might be cool heh. Anyway, 20 bux for a pest chaser and then all you need is some gore and an actor who can shudder convincingly. What about gore, are you going all fake or doing the pig guts route for some more convincing material as a base?