come on ppl
 

come on ppl... we need more jokes.. hahhaah lol.. come on i need your help ....

a young american in china,, is driving around when his tire bursts.. so he is looking around, anywhere he can go to sleep.. he notices a hut.. he goes there and knocks on the door. an old man answers the door. so the man asks him if he could spend the night.. the old man says sure, but he has a very beautiful daughter and he shouldnt have sex with her.. if he does he will suffer the three chinese torture.... so the american agrees... but once he sees the daughter, he feels horny.... so at night he screws the daughter and in the morning, he flees for america...

once in america, he goes to his apartments where he is sleeping in his room, when he opens his eyes, he sees a small rock, he picks up the rock.. on the rock it says, chinese torture number 1.... now he laughs thinking what kind of toture is that .. so he throws it out the window. Now another another rock appears , which says chinese torture number 2, your ball was tied to that rock..... so to save himself he jumps out the window and lands on the floor, thinking phew that was close..... but then all of a sudden another rock appears which says.... chines torture number 3, your other ball was tied to the bed ......... hahhhahahaha...hope you ppl liked it...

Re: Re: Re: got a few...
 

I think morbid jokes are great, except when they're about something that's happened to me.

I'm such a cunt
 

I didn't want y'all to think that I have no sense of humor. I do.

An owner of an established bar is auditioning pianists. After a day of listening to mediocre artists, he finally hears a great pianist. So, he asks the guy what the name of his song is.

The pianist responds, "The name is, 'I Want to Fondle Your Breasts.'"

"Do you have any others?" the owner asks.

So the guy plays another amazing piece of music. The owner asks only to find that this piece is entitled, "Play with My Balls,'"

The owner hires the guy on the condition that he (the pianist) not tell anyone the name of his songs. The pianist agrees.

That night, after a wonderful set, the Pianist goes to the bathroom for his break, then comes back for another round of songs.

A lady approaches him after a number and says, "Excuse me, do you know that your fly is unzipped and your dick is hanging out?"

The pianist responds, "Know it?! I wrote it!!"