I've broken each ankle a couple of times (and had several bad sprains)

common volleyball injury when some pipsqueak comes under the net in a failed attempt to hit or block and the other player (me) comes down from their hit or block and lands on the other players foot. All your weight comes down on the side of your ankle ..snap..

thats why i hate playing against hack players ..they spastically charge the net without a clue ..

I have never had a broken bone (Cross fingers).

I have been punched in the face, The ribs, elbowed in the eyes (Two black eyes, by a guy 240 pounds. 6 4'') Half of those were in sparring.

I have took a huge chunck of flesh out of my side when I ate shit skateboarding.

Countless others, but never broke.

nose twice
couple of fingers
fractured both my shins in a car crash

Nose broken 3 times-all fights

Broken 4 fingers-2 fights, one I put my hand thru the window of my exs car. Got a good scar on the wrist to show for it. Once at the race track. Car wreck.

2 cracked ribs Once at the track and same ribs again in a fight at the race track.

Good sized scar under my eyebrow from a beer bottle upside the head

One broken heart-Thanks Lisa

broken nose
broken collar bone
broken fingers
broken toes
cracked skull
broken ankle
( to long and boring to go into how lol).

seperately.

lol i cant drive im just clumsy.

Clumsy is stubbing your tow on the couch leg.

What you are is a kamakaze.:D

lmao:p you wana join me on a trip.

Sure, just let me say my heartfelt goodbyes to my loved ones.:D