A clown with a heart of gold.

LOL man I tell you I think the same thing, I just cant imagine coming out of my mother`s vagina. LOL I even bring it up around family members and pretty much gross them out about the fact that I CAME OUT OF THAT !!!! *while pointing between her legs* they usually tell me to shut up. But I seriously believe I was born in the wrong family. hahahhahah hehehehehe :-D

ach... thanks, you just ruined sex for the weekend love, now how am i supposed to pass the time?

Download that new Jessica Simpson video and shoot off a couple knuckle-children in the bathroom?

hehe, either that or go out with the lads for a cuple of beers

anyone pissed about anything.??

I am pissed because I am fucking broke now, I spent too much money this week ordering shit online.

I hate that I get behind on posts on my work days, I am usually too damn tired to be online.

Here goes.

My asshole bosses brother in law works at the dealership I work at. The fucking guy isnt qualified to fix a ham sandwich let alone a VW.

Anyways one of the car lifts was up in the air without a car on it and this moron walked right into it and banged his head but good.

I asked him if he was OK. He said yea he wasnt watching were he was going. And then I got pissed at myself for even asking the guy because I would like to filet him and hang him in a tree.

So I said thats too bad and started laughing at him which is what I should have done in the first place.

I guess seeing someone in pain isnt funny unless I am the one inflicting it.

I have chronic headaches, and nobody cares.

You know better than that

I was talking about my parents, but thanks, though.:D

Yes, I am a loser that lives with her parents while she writes the great American novel, and will most likely end up working at Bath and Bodyworks until said novel is finished.