LMAO!!! Urge sweety, think with your other head!!! ;) :D

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Desperation?

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we could all mail him $5 and let a street walker give him a ride, but I don't really see the members of horror being that charitable

Attention?


I'm too cynical for this question. The whole question...the big question...whatever

aww, don't be bitter

Here's an idea, but you have to follow these steps precisely..........

1)drive down the road slowly till you spot a fine peice of ass
2)put on your ski cap and stop the car as quick as you can
3)Jump out of the car with rope handy and drag her back to the car where you hog tie her ass
4) (most important step) While she is hog tied, get down on your knees and beg her to be your girlfriend, tell her how desperate you are and that you might need a little help but you think she could help you through this troubling time


*****There ya have it......should work like a charm!!!******
:D

Join a band....

Seems to work.

get a role in a big blockbuster movie in which you have a full-frontal nude scene. Unless your penis is little, in which case for Buddha's sake don't do that

Bitterness is my name sourness is my game. That was so so lame.

If he thinks he's going to out-whore me for attention, he's got another thing coming.