Cactus and spikes cost money, man! where is your thinking cap?

Of with their 'eads! dump the bodies in a deep pit! It's the only sensible solution.

Or we could just send them all to australia.

make them grow them in the hole

The english already tried that. They ended up becoming wealthy off of tourists and then Sydney became the second hollywood.

Plus, i happen to like Cheeba and i dont want to stick him with my garbage.

lol

Oooh... even better. Going with ShankS hole theory, i think they should have to grow Stinging Nettles for food and eat them raw. They can have protein from whatever other inmates there are, or any slugs and spiders that happen to infest their crops.


Anything with a backbone, aside from other inmates, would be forbidden as food. Any inmates caught eating rats or mice would then have to clean out "Human Chitterlings" (read; small intestines) with the power of suction.

(if it wasnt obvious what i am suggesting, they would have to suck shit out of a dead person's guts)

Torture would be good, for people who really deserve it... actually I kinda think they should do back to these people, whatever they've done to other innocent people...like a pay-back for what they've done to others. Or they should have the victims' families come in and do whatever they want with them.

i saw a comedian say something that was funny .. but very true ..

he was talking about killers getting time off for good behavior etc ..


he said .. here's what we'll do - we'll bury the key to your cell with (__________) (the girl he killed)

when she comes back from the grave to unlock your cell, you're free to go.


i like the idea of that - i just dont like the expense of keeping the fuckers alive.

Steve Odekirk said that in "High Strung".


I like what bobby slayton said about people pleading insanity

"People think they will egt off if they plead insanity. 'Oh, he didnt know he was killing people while he was doing it.'

Okay, good. He didnt know he was killing them, he wont know we're killing him. Tell him the electric chair is a ride. Fuck it, put his family on it too, they can all go for a ride."

Indiana executed a guy last night for the 1982 murders of a mother and daughter. He admitted to the murders, but it took 23 years before he was executed.