King Kong part 2 :boming the gren!!!!!LMFAO!!!!!!!!!:D

"I realize now how much you love to have attention (at any expense). "

does 'im bored, im crabby, somebodys gonna get it' ring a bell?

dante check this out. werd :cool:

your too wacked for me kris

u know u need this shit :cool:

i know i need you without you i'd be nothing....a butterless roll

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

sonny with no cher, oatmeal without the honey, featherless duck

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cock without balls....oh wait wrong track

LOL.. testicular cancer SUCKS, i knew a guy that had to get a ball removed

a very depressed man he was. he was quite the alcoholic... i used to tease him about it and he'd get all pissed off. the idiot.

then fuckin, he wouldnt go to the doctor... so the navy moved him to live in apartments RIGHT NEXT to the fuckin hospital, just so that he'd go..

yep.. a very depressed man INDEED. navy fuckin hooked him up, woudlnt send him to iraq or overseas even. i think he was fucked even before the cancer tho...

i sometimes wonder about him.. ah well. he looked kinda like uncle fester. this chick weighing about 200-300 lbs had a crush on him so i once pretended to be his GF justso she wouldnt talk to him

damn, im nice

are all your stories lies or do you totally mean them? i get confused cause they're so outlandish

y would i amke that up

just like how i almost suffocated that one night? they just seem outlandish cuz the way i tell it.

but yeh, they 100% real. i do strange things with strange people. or perhaps ... its just me huh LOL