Could you imagine a straight man pretending to be homosexual in order to be cool and hip...?

in the 70's - sure .. emmulating Bowie, etc ..
It made some people feel they were a bit more interesting.

but not so much now .. despite a lot of progress there are still a lot of backwards thinkers that find gay bashing amusing.

I have a shirt that says

"I fucked your boyfriend"

Wore it at our first concert.....:D

I'm homosexual, but I don't feel like wearing a T-shirt publicly proclaiming such.

But I do have a couple of T-shirts and a few Baseball caps that I am careful where I go while wearing them:

Shirts: TEXAS, where farting is a competitive sport.

Eat Me (with a big bananna on the back)

Caps: No chingones con los Mexicanos


Pero Como Me Divierto--No Gano


I accidentally had the no chingones one on when I was about to be served dinner by a very religious Mexicano group--I got the hell out of there and changed fast.

is there a single soul in Texas who would even argue with that ?

NO.

hey - if you're gonna have to deal with the unpleasant after effects of eating tex-mex, you might as well have a healthy little competition .. win a prize ...

Believe it or not There really are farting contests here--and for the longest turd--the loudest belch--the biggest booger.

I've lived here all my life and not everybody is crude--but we do have more than our share.

It just occured to me that as a gay male 61 year old Texan horror fan, you're somewhat of a demographic unto yourself :)

well .. at least the stars at night are big and bright..!! :)