violent naples

I'm so proud to say this:

Kangaroo Jack! What a delicious heaping spoonful of suck!

LOL

I got outta renting this for my kids so many times,now they don't even ask to see it-whew.

You're very lucky. The kangaroo doesn't even actually talk outside of a hallucination and a bizarre moment at the end of the movie. False representation of talking animals disappoints the crap out of children so often. My younger siblings wanted desperately to see Snow Dogs and then found out that the dogs only talk during a hallucination.

godsend- dumb

Fantastic 4

Meh... It was okay. I'd say it's better than Hulk or Daredevil, but worse than SpiderMan or X-Men, but then again that's right about how I'd place the comics themselves too. Chiklas is good as The Thing and whoever the guy was playing Mr. Fantastic had that part down pretty well. The Human Torch didn't really look like the comic version of himself but the attitude was portrayed correctly. And is it just me or is Jessica Alba in like every comic book movie that comes out nowadays? (okay so it's just this, Sin City and Dark Angel which isn't even a movie, but still...) Oh well, she's hot and if she likes comics too, that just makes her one cool chick in my book.

Anyways, overall this movie was just alright. The sequel should be better because they don't have to waste half the movie setting up how they got their powers (That's why X-Men 2 is better than X-Men also.) The FX were good, the fight scenes were a little disappointing, but the huge car wreck on the bridge was cool. This one's hit or miss... You probably won't hate it... But I'd be surprised if you loved it too.

C

...no hurry its overhyped...its not bad but what was all the buzz about..?
-The editing was bad at times
-The acting was mediocre
-The bad effects was hidden by fast and confusing editing
-The story wasnt believable and confusing at times
-The location was almost only one place (in the cave)

...no.. to me "the Descent" felt like a desperat british attempt to make a cool american monster movie...that said its worth a look..

Saw "Boogeyman" last night. Not nearly as bad as I thought. It was decent, could've been better, but it was still an okay film. Much better than a lot of crap coming out today.

Kinda like Darkness Falls but shittier I thought. Pretty disappointed with that one. I thought it was weak. Suprisingly some of the chumps on here were right :D

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