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Street Trash

What a great B movie with horrible acting and cheesy but plentiful gore. The game of keepaway with the severed penis to that wacky music was hillarious! If you like B movies you owe yourself this one.

The Devil's Rejects

Well, I've always said House of 1000 Corpses wasn't much more than a pretty good Texas Chainsaw Massacre ripoff, so my expectations weren't too high for Devils Rejects. It is because of that, that I was actually pleasently surprised with this. The acting was fine, gore was good and abundant, the subject matter as hardcore as it comes, and the story itself, as well as the way it was presented, was rather fairly original. (Some parts reminded me of Natural Born Killers, but for the most part it felt fresh.) The only complaint I had were a few instants of bad CGI (maybe 2 or 3 total). All in all, a very good, pretty hardcore film.

B+




Mystery Science Theatre 3000: Hercules vs. The Moon Men

Well, the Hercules movie itself was, once again, terrible. The plot made no sense, the scenes were long, boring and drawn out and the Italian-English dubbing is horrible.

F

But with the commentary of Joel and the robots, this film steps forward by leaps and bounds. This is probably one of the funnier episodes of the show but keep in mind that this is total pothead humor. If you aren't smokin', you probably won't be laughing either.

C+

I never smoke and I think MST3K is freakin' great! You don't need to be high to enjoy MST.

Way cool film. Didn't really like it the first time I saw it but after a few watches it's become one of my favorites. If you dug that you should check out some Frank Henenlotter stuff.

Unforgiven

BOO

Had potential...a few good scares but the script had some lame lines and the acting could have been better.

Worth seeing?

Its worth a rental.The director has some good ideas. I think it would have been much better with an adult cast . Sort of on the lines of Session 9.

From Dusk Til Dawn 3: The Hangman's Daughter

Well, the story was a pretty cool prequel set in the Old West (Or Old Mexico as the case may be), the gore is alright and a few of the actors were good, but there was also some crappy acting and a weird out of place ballroom dance scene between a vampire and a future victim and for some unknown reason one of the vampires had a cobra inside of them (???) .

Anyways, this movie had potential, but it was some really avoidable stupid stuff that drag it's grade down...

C -