Haven't seen either, but It Follows looks a lot better

Cult of the Psychic Fetus vs Bloodsucking Zombies From Outer Space

I'm gonna go with BZFOS based on title alone.

caramel vs butterscotch (is there a difference?)

Butterscotch. Cause hellayes! there's a difference 8)

re-animated life via science or some form of magic?

some form of magic

Lucky Charms or Cap'n Crunch

Cap'n Crunch

Orphan Black vs Lost Girl

Orphan Black

Steampunk vs Goth

Goth

Arnold Schwarzenegger vs Sylvester Stallone

Arnold


Roseanne Barr vs Rosie O'Donnell

Mmmm gotta go Roseanne.

Cake or pie? (it's strawberry rhubarb pie season HELLAYES)

Cake, do not like cooked fruit

Harold and Kumar vs Harold and his Purple Crayon