Are we not men, we are Devo, Vagina is more important to survival.....

I can't pay the bills with vagina...Well, I suppose some chicks do, but still...





Even though money isn't really important to me, as long as I have enough to keep the kids dressed, housed, fed, educated and entertained, it's all good...Vagina isn't important to me at all (I prefer the alternative)...So...


$$$

$$$

Money

a scene from office space comes to mind...

Peter: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter: Good point.

Money.

dollar signs win 10-5, next match in a second

Round 3: Match 2


a really satisfying shit:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbo...ust/toilet.jpg

VS

Mike Patton:
http://rollingstone.ru/pics/birthday...e-patton_b.jpg

wow, that's a tough one. a good shit right after i work out (sorry for tmi) is pretty hard to beat, but like i said i'm a music guy and good music will always be more satisfying than a shit.

Mike Patton!

mike patton