Ralph's got some great one-liners...

"My cat's breath smells like catfood."

"Me fail English? That's unpossible."

"Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!"

but the best one is when they're parodying The Lord of the Flies and Ralph runs past the camera and his war paint is made up like a cat and then he lets out his battlecry... "Meow."

Is that a vote for Ralph?

Ralph.

I always liked thes eones:

"I'm Learndeding!"

"What's a battle?"

When a rat runs of with his dad's key to the city:
"That Pointy kitty has daddy's key"
We have pet rats and i call the pointy kitties all the time, hehe

"He's gonna smell like hot dogs."

In reference to starting fires:
"At my house, we call them 'uh-ohs'"

Ralph leads 3-0! (Maybe 4 but MassacreMan always likes to make his votes by playing 21 questions until I guess who it is.)


Need more votes...

And, I'll just say, "I told you so" :p






Ralph

Ralph leads 4-0! (He could have it won, buut MM still hasn't confirmed his vote.)

Need more votes...

Ralph Wiggum



"I ate the purple berries....They taste like burning..."

ralph

ralph

"my nose makes its own bubblegum"

"tastes like grandma!"

"awww. i bent my wooky"

"your valentine sure was funny. it said you cohoc hoo choose me, and there was a picture of a train.... so.. do you like..... stuff?"