Fortunately, you don't.

..and either do you!

... nor you!...

LOL OLOLOLOLOLOLozerz!

I gotta piss.

I'm taking my puppy to get his balls chopped off tomorrow morning. I'm starting to feel bad about it...but they only get him in trouble.

Lol-You should feel bad, I'll bet your balls got YOU in trouble but your pops didn't have them removed......lol/jk

bahahahaha - That song makes me crack up every time.

i win nyah nyah nyah

Not after tomorrow, Bon. :eek:

noise=free....winning at last post wins= priceless

it's impossible for me to lose and that's because I was born to win.

if by win you mean devour as many male genitalia with your vagina from hell that you possibly can....then oh yeah u def win

I'm gonna beat you all down!

Our network is down at work.

:(

I'd like to have a midget sidekick.

Why is he called B.o.B? WHAT DOES IS STAND FOR?!

bee oh bee

and he is awesome

I have a rabbit and a dog that is used for hunting. They eat side by side.
One day not long ago. I threw out a heap of scrap vegetables and a lot of scrap meat. The dog ate the vegetables and the rabbit ate the meat.
The end..

The absolute best NOFX song.:cool:

I like this one better:



Got a love/hate thing with NOFX... something I have to be in the mood for.

I'm a huge NOFX fan. Its like a joke, metal sounding punk guitars. The lyrics are genius. I'd say "Linoleum" is probably my all time favorite song.

The biggest slut in my home town. last name was ^%$# easy.

Nice remix :D
Love Em'...have since 89. Completely self made. No corporate label, no Mtv, no radio. They do it their way. Any punk rocker has to respect that.

Our database is STILL down at work. :(

Boss downloaded too much porn...

goooooooooood sooooooooooooooooo boooooooooooooooored

the naked gun is on comedy central.

I am on a conference call and MUSAK is playing.

Man I HATE that shit :mad:

The longer you listen to it the closer to murdering everyone you get.

sooooooooooooooooooo truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue

When i was in my early teens. I was walking down the street one afternoon, just as a huge electrical storm came over. There was massive lighting strikes occurring every minute or so. As i was just around the corner from my brothers house. Everything went white. It was the brightest white light i have ever seen. Just pure white. I could see nothing else. but as bright and as white as it was, It didn't not hurt my eyes as such a bright light should. It lasted for maybe a few seconds. Almost simultaneously. Their was huge thunder clap. This old man came up to me and asked me if i was all right? I said yeah why?
He said because you have just been struck by lighting. I said yeah righto. Then his wife the poor old deary came up to with a blanket with a pale look. Asking me if i wanted a sit down. I said i;m fine. Because apart from the white light . I saw or felt nothing. I thanked them for their concern and continued on my way to my brothers house.
The end.

"aye buddy, did you just see a real briight liight?"

amazing -the same thing happened to me. i think i wasn't actually HIT by the lightning but it hit right next to me - i was apparently unconcious for a bit but I really remember the intense bright light and then everything just went black. i woke up down on the ground with neighbors all running around calling ambulances. overall i was fine and i have just figured that statistically i'll probably never be hit by lightning (again) - so I got that going for me, which is nice.

once when i was a kid i was stabbed by some crazy guy down the street. He said, "who's dumb now?" while stepping on my arms. i tried to fight but was out powered, so then he stabbed me in the leg with a sharp chopstick he had in his back pocket. i laid on the floor for about an hour, then an old lady came with a blanket and a crowd of concern formed around me but i got up with out assistance and walked home. the end.