id put you in a wood chipper, feet first.

I'll make you read every thread on this board about politics and then, just when you're about to break, make you read the religion threads until your head explodes.

Can't a man like pickles?

I'd shove pickles in every orifice in your body, and then, just you are about to expire...

I'll shoot you in the face.


With a nuke. Or a ham. Depends on what side the coin lands on.

I would tie you up and make you watch Oprah Winfrey season 1-20. I would also plant a special machine in your brain that would monitor all activity. As soon as it would detect any sort of disinterest whatsoever, your head would explode.

that'll just about do it.....

make you renew your driver's licence at the DMV.

I'll make YOU renew your driver's license at the DMV.


BOOYEAH!



Take that...




BURN!:D :cool:

Oh yea, I'll make you go to Home Depot for $1.19 worth of screws on a Saturday morning. Now that's evil.

even worse, i'll make you rent their truck to carry some plywood home.

I'll make you buy all their Ryobi power tools*














* Ryobi brand power tools, featuring the finest in engineering and design from N. Korea. The best disposable tools money can buy.

I'll make you ponder this until your pancreas caves in and kills you:

Mitsubishis are japanese cars, but manufactured in america.

Most american cars are made with foreign parts.

Foster's lager is an australian beer, but for americans it is brewed in canada

Fingers dont "fing"

I'll make you ponder this till your rectum bleeds profusely-

If a hole was cut straight thru the planet Earth, and you jumped in, it would take you roughly an hour and a half to get to the other side(providing you didn't bounce off the sidewalls or burnt to an ash at the earth's core). But as soon as you reached the other side, you'd get sent back to the other side, perpetually falling back and forth.



I'll toss you a sandwich if you get hungry. :D

it would actually take you 33.02 hours to fall to the center at terminal velocity. Air resistance and gravity would hinder the upward trajectory, causing me to lose momentum on every pass, probably about 40% every time i passed the center, so eventually i would just sit motionless at the center of the earth.

I'll get Hillary swank and aaron ekhart to mail you a postcard for me.



I would destroy you with my awesome center of the earth powers.

DAMN!!!! The PBS science guy lied to me.


I'd give you 500 hits of Viagra and force you to bartend at Rosie O'Donell's next all-Gay ocean liner tour.

I would spray you with baboon pheromones and then toss you in an enclosure with AIDS infected babboons. Then, when they get exhausted, I'll airlift you to a secret undisclosed location where I will spike your food with a moderately effective AIDS cocktail. Then after years of suffering through AIDS with slight remission, I would let you go, but not before spraying you once more with babboon pheromones and posting babboon guards right outside your door for more fun. Then, the bus that picks you up to return you to a normal life will be full of babboons. Babboons with time bombs strapped to their chests that will go off after another hour of simian misery.

Yea, like I said, Rosie O'Donell's next all-Gay ocean liner tour.

I'll turn you into rosie odonnel and make you pretend you are really sexually attracted to Tom Cruise.

But I am.


I'd make you marry into this family...

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/k...cce/r0ql5g.gif

No biggie. I would beat the hell out of the guys and make the woman my slave.



I would make you do this :eek: then pop your eyes. the ensuing explosion destroy your brain.

I would make you give this guy a sponge bath...

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/k...ce/fat_kid.jpg

...without water.

Id make you drink a poop and pee smoothie with semen drizzled in it :)

I'd drowned you in my own special Romance Gravy, with 17 secret herbs and spices. Because I'm ....

Haha id like that ;) lol

I'd second that !

well . . . technically i guess i did kill you all - just read the Battle Royale transcript and revel in my bloody monkey awesomeness!


(oh and for the record - I would fling pooh at you until you died in a stinky pill of monkey mess)

i;ll force feed you your own monkey mess with a heated up table spoon, till the insides of your mouth melted into a blob of blistery skin and shit.
then i';ll sew your mouth closed with a rusted fishing hook and spearker wire for string, leaving you to die in your mothers bed from an ice pick stab to the heart.