Yes, they're saying, "OBEY ME, GABE.... OBEY ME....."

KILL THE THING!

I mean...er...

Hug the thing. Then, keep hugging. And hugging. tighter and tighter (squeezing it into that cleavage) until it pops like a tiny, ketchup filled, shrivelled up water balloon.

lmao.......

Oh, sure, laugh now...

Just wait until I train her to join MY UNHOLY ARMY OF THE NIGHT!

Kill, my pretty, kill.

"ooh, ooh, ooh, ahhhh!" THUD
"Smithers, keep working on the genetic testing"

LOL

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SO (Ferret - You'll LOVE these)... Tonight the boyfriend and I were working on taking some action shots of the cat (boyfriend dangled toy - I sat ready with camera... we have a very exciting social life). I'm pretty pleased with the results. These were all taken of her in mid-air (I cropped them around her):

http://inlinethumb18.webshots.com/41...500x500Q85.jpg




http://inlinethumb34.webshots.com/30...500x500Q85.jpg



http://inlinethumb16.webshots.com/40...500x500Q85.jpg




And, THIS one, I thought Ferret would enjoy ESPECIALLY:


http://inlinethumb45.webshots.com/38...600x600Q85.jpg

I love that cat! Those pics are hilarias!

....demon.

That cat can't be let loose! Maybe use it for decoration?

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p...sai_kitten.png

LOL

Wow. Looks like bonsai kittens have evolved.

Those are greats pics Chrono. I especially love the last one, very much "Dont fuck with me" Kind of look.

Should?

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MM- I KNEW you had an agenda. ;)

Thanks!

Now, WHERE'S MAH BUNNY PIC? :p

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(and, YES, I am going to continue to pester you until you post it... I SERIOUSLY was obsessed with giant bunnies for a while - The boyfriend won't let me get one, though. Where did you get her?).

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It actually took a while to capture those damn shots... Unfortunately the camera wasn't made for action shots.

This is another one of my favorites... Looks like she's a little contortionist.

http://inlinethumb26.webshots.com/42...500x500Q85.jpg

My uncle gave me one of his baby rabbits (his is bigger than mine) and I think she is just fat not really giant.

I Have No Pets In The Afterlife
In This Place They Are Taboo
God Keeps A Tidy Home
On The Rugs He Doesn't Want Poo

Somebody sent this to me, I thought some of you who are pets owners would get a kick out of this :p :

Excerpts from a Cat's Diary...



Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitate d a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage..

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously insane.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now.........

Now that was funny. SO TRUE!

Nice one Paps.

Looks like she's doing yoga or tai chi! :D

That was hilarious! I always assume that the devil spawn that is our cat thinks the same thing.

Dude. Can we come up with a better nickname? The girls will understand. :p


That was a good one, Noir.

I have always refered to her as Noir...

I understood it. Does that make me a girl? :confused:

Yes.











... :p









(it's ok; I totally dig chicks)

your cat looks like Gary Sinise

http://www.nypost.com/seven/10102007/photos/tv094.jpg

YOU look like Gary Sinise.



http://www.midwestbeat.com/ezine/jun...sinise_web.jpg




Oh - SNAP.

OH YEAH...I'M SEXY

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/c...inise-pb01.jpg

You know, I had to go through like 13 Google Image Search pages before I found a bad picture of Gary Sinise... He's just so damn handsome.

Me and Angra thank you.

Oh... SCORE!

the family rabbit


http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/j...2/000_0457.jpg
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/j...2/000_0456.jpg

B U N N Y

Can you cuddle with it? Walk with it? Or does it just skitter away?

(good pics by the way)

We have a bunny. He skitters...

If he is in his cage, he gets cuddly, though.

you can hold it like a baby, and it'll fall asleep.

He's not my pet, but I had to show off my uncle's new kitten, Giovanni. My aunt and her daughter found him in a gutter, almost dead. He's healthy and happy now, and quite the little purr machine! He's a flame point siamese.

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u.../Giovanni1.jpg

Nice looking cat there Hammerfan. You know what makes it nice?











































































FUR

@Ferret

I do prefer Noir :)




hint: look at signature :p

That's cool paps. ;)

I knew that was coming. :p

That comment above was:

Poop And Poopier Silly!

Sorry, felt that needed to be done.

MORE PETS PLEASE!

Don't you get it?

She wants to be called Minuteman.