guilty, many times while in college, went to umass amherst...

ever hit on a girl while the both of you are puking off a balcony

Not
Guilty


Ever smoke a 6 shooter bong while standing on a balcony?

Not guilty

Ever throw stuff at people from a balcony?

Guilty.



Have you ever taken an animal to the pound because you were jealous that it got more attention?

Not guilty

Ever get a puppy just to pick up chicks?

not guilty

do you eat eggs

Guilty.

Have you ever killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die?

not guilty

Ever go to Las Vegas to win a million dollars and get a hooker but go there, lose a million dollars and become a hooker?

not guilty

ever do shots of hard booze down a big block of ice

not

when your in a group of your friends, do you act tuff to other people passing by alone?

Not Guilty

Do you ever get drunk and wrestle with your buddies, leading you to not being able to walk very well, and then go to walmart, and roll around in the grandma gocarts and buy marshemellows and video games?

not guilty





do you place melted bars of chocolates on brown coloured lounge suites n invite ure short sighted elderly visitors to sit down ..??

im not guilty, i tell ya


have you ever hung yourself?

not guilty

ever laugh at mentally challenged person

Guilty (damn mirrors)

Have you ever shit yourself in a hottub?

Not Guilty

Ever shart yourself in public

Not Guilty



Ever got caught looking at porn?

Guilty

Have you spyed on the opposite sex while they were getting naked?

Guilty.



Have you ever told someone that they weren't wanted or loved?

Not Guilty

Have you ever been told you weren't wanted or loved?

Guilty


Have you ever cut yourself purposely.

Guilty, (And I'm not Fucking Emo!)


Have you ever broken someone elses bone on thier body?

Guilty (good ol' American Footbal)

Have you ever knocked out somebodies teeth?

Guilty ( my dog, I was practisising with a cricket ball in a stocking on the clothes line and she ran straight into it, I know that won't make sense to anyone here.)


Ever vomited on public transport?

Not Guilty

Ever vomited on somebody?

I can't remember, , I plead not Guilty....


Ever make a smoke from buts in the ashtray?

Guilty

Ever smoke butts that you found on the ground?

not

are u drunk

Not Guilty


Are you a homaphobe?

Not guilty


Are you a heterophobe?

Not guilty.


Do you have OCD?

not guilty

do you have herpes?

Guilty... Cold sore... :(



Do you have general herpes?

not guilty


do you smoke crack

not guilty.



Do you snort coke?

get me some, not guilty

Do you lie on a daily basis?

not guilty (bi-daily)

Have you ever snorted coke?

guilty, till my eyes exploded


ever injected yourself with an illegal substance?

Not guilty.


Have you ever eaten a rotten fruit?

Not Guilty(I'm afraid of needles) this was to Disease)

(to nova) Not guilty

Have you ever hidden drugs in your ass?