Wolves, at least going out would be exciting!

rather live forever without television or without a computer?

television,my favorite seasons have come out on DVD anyway.




Watch step by step or get enguffled with acid.

step by step, im a devoted jaleel white fan.

urkel or stefan

Kill them?Both






Be related to the antichrist or be related to jesus?

i am related to jesus.

feed a turtle by hand untill it dies of old age or treat an iguana like crap and leave it in the bathtub?

Dies of old age,i would never hurt a animal.




Be an enemy of Rambo or Commando?

rambo, he all washed up

be able to control flies or control flea"s?

fleas


head lice or scabies???

Flies





Be stuck in the simpsons universe or be stuck in the south park universe?

just gimmie a chance with that fucken homer..'
will bash him and kick him in the nuts and punch his face
till its all broken or just get an eraser and scrub him off
the face of the universe..!
'puff puff'..


em done :o









headlice or scabies..???????????

Scabs...








Infested with Herpies or Infested with HIV

herpies










put back together by frankenstein or by doctor giggles???

Frankenstein





Become a Vampire or become a werewolf?

Vampire..

bitten by a vampire or bitten by a rotweiler??

vampire


lyfstyle's or trojan

Trojan






Fight in an acient war or fight in a future war?

your not talking about viruses are you?? :o


lyfstyles







chicken or the egg??

Chicken





Fight in an acient war or fight in a future war?

ancient war





be a roman or crusader???????

Roman



Get blown up by having a hang grenade implanted in your stomache or get killed in an atomic bomb blast?

atomic blast

go to jail forever for something you didnt do or get executed for something you did

go to jail





Go to jail or get beat up by about 100 pissed off republicans?

pissed off republicans









listen to a george bush lecture or a sermon from brother love.

Anything but George bush









Get assasinated by commando or assasanite george bush?

the george


trip up the stairs or trip down them??

up - way funnier, less damaging


Die crapping yourself or die puking

puking





playing with some one you don't like
or bashing the shit out of them?

bashing the shit!!!



TLC match or hell in a cell match?? (Wrestling fans)

hell in a cell, ijust wanted to typr hell..



kill or get killed

ooooooooh...kill











trip on an electric fence...or get knocked over by a raging bull..??

Electric fence.









Get hit in the face with a metal pipe or get set on fire with a blow torch.......












































FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hit in the face..












give up something you totally believe in
or let something go due to your belief??

Let go

live a lifetime of poverty and perfect health or be wealthy and have a permanent, itchy rash...that no amount of money or medical treatment can cure?

Perfect Health





Be a king in acient times,or be a king in the future?

Queen hehe of the future (it could happen right) lol

Burn to death or drowned?

Burn to death





Burn to death when your really old in a fire or die from cancer?

Burn to death when im really old.

Fight with a Werewolf or a Vampire?

Fight a vampire.





Fight Pumpkinhead or fight Alien?

we already had pumpkinhead..
em gonna make his sorry ass into soup.












wake up next to a corpse or find a corpse under your bed..?

I keep all my corpses under the bed lol

Find a severed toe or an eye in your soup?
Due to previous statement its pumpkin soup lol.