Don't I know it....

i am totally stealing that image. . . very cool! (and i won't have to listn to Vod tell me "apes aren't monkeys")

Thank you for correcting my shitty editing! ;)

Well, it does have a prehensile tail, so I believe it's techinally a monkey. :)

I'm not getting that recipe......am I?

Some men enjoy a lubricated finger inserted into the anus during intercourse, but remember to cut the appropriate nail first.

And you know this...HOW? :p :D

Im sure "a friend" told thim....;)

I think we should do a poll on who does this and who doesn't.

:D

or do you mean a 'pole' ???

:eek:

lol...But...Who would ADMIT it? ;)

Sam said it's called a Russian Lighthouse...If you do it during oral sex...

I actually KNOW some guys that are VERY into it


And hey...If it feels good...Do it, right?

No! It makes you gay! then you will go to hell! Meh! Waa!

:)

Sorry.... I figured some tool was thinking it.

No I don't :o

You're not gay if a chick does it to you right?.........right?

hmmmm... I think that makes you confused. Or Bi. Maybe 50% gay.

hell, if it makes you happy, you're gay. Right? :D

It never fails, every single thread no matter the original subject turns into a disturbing sexual discussion.

Ummm.....what?........I like cereal

hmm...Maybe you're only gay if you like it or something...lol

I dunno...I kinda think 'gayness' has to involve something with a member of the same sex...




So...What about that 'strap-on thing'?...lol...Still a "no" ? :DAww...Disturbing?...Does that mean you don't like it?...I bet you would, if you tried it ;)

My threads just end up doing that quicker...But maybe that's just one of the many joys of this place. :confused:

There's nothing gay about finger/anus action - unless of course it is man-on-man.

I wonder how many male boarders can honestly say they have never ever had their own or someone else's digit up their arsehole?

*Raises hand*

I saw an episode of The Jerry Springer Show, and the topic was "Transvestites and the Men Who Love Them." And the guy was on with his "girlfriend," and he was saying "To me, this is a beautiful woman. She's got a perfect body, beautiful blonde hair, everything. I love her, and I love making love to her. Now I ask you, does that make me gay?" Most of the audience thought so, and so did I. But it got me thinking about what is and isn't gay.


Discussing sex with a guy is gay. Discussing sex with a women is straight. Even telling a woman "Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to suck a cock," is straight.


Sports are gay, especially contact sports, unless you're the only guy on both teams, in which case it's straight.


Gyms are always gay, because afterwards, in the locker room, you're showering with guys, and that is gay.


Watching pornography alone is neutral, like eating a sandwich. It is neither straight nor gay. Watching pornos with one or more other guys in the room, no matter how many other women are also in the room, is gay. Watching porn, even gay porn, with one or more other women only is straight.


Here's an interesting one: Kissing a gay guy on the cheek, or letting him kiss you on the cheek is neutral, as long as the guy is out of the closet. Hugging and/or kissing a straight guy is gay.


See, look, I know I'm homophobic, but not about gay guys. They don't bother me at all. It's straight guys who don't know their gay... they fuck my shit right up.


Like a guy calls me up and says, "A bunch of us guys are gonna sit around in our underwear and watch the football game and drink beer and eat chips and, you know, maybe wrestle with each other, just us guys. You wanna come over?" And I'm like, "No."


Ok, you got a guy sucking your dick, even if he's dressed like a beautiful woman, even if he's got the best breast implants youv'e ever seen, even if you're saying to him "Suck it, bitch, I know you like it, you slut, you whore!" that's gay.


Conversely, if a woman straps on a dildo, and you're dressed like a woman, and you're sucking her cock, and she's saying, "You like it, don't you? You like sucking my dick you little fucking faggot," and then she rolls you over and fucks you in the ass and says "You love it you little pussy boy! You love getting fucked in the ass. I'll bet you wish I was a man! I'll bet you wish this was a real cock, you fucking faggot!" and you're getting off on this like you've never gotten off before, that's still straight.


But then, if you go off to the bar, and discuss this, or any other sexual experience with guys, that's gay.


Here's the most interesting one. Sucking a guys cock can, under certain rare cirumstances, be straight. Let's say you've gotten into a betting game with a woman, and the bet is that whoever loses has to be the other's sex slave for an entire night... you know, the kind of stuff that happens in Penthouse Forum all the time. And you lose, and the woman makes you have sex with another guy. That's not gay. I don't know exactly why, but it isn't.

Ugh, my head hurts. :(

That's maybe my favorite post ever.

Just because of the dildo part.

LOL, that's a King Missile song.

lol, And I have a King MISSILE. :D....Sorry, it kind of fit with your post. lol

you've spent an awful lot of time on this. . . hmm, makes me wonder why???

BOOOOOOO!!! GET OFF THE STAGE!

:D

Dude...That is so wrong...For so many reasons...

Lame, yes. But hey, I had to say something. :p

It's nice to know there's someone out there figuring these things out for the rest of us.
And I don't care WHAT you're going to win, if you're a man with a cock in your mouth, you're gay.

I feel used after reading that. you should have bought me a drink first.

Agreed

My sides hurt.....:)

Oh, I got one!
To me, this one in particular (a few others), and the association you seem to have drawn to having semi-intimate contact with guys, hugging guys, and even talking about sex with guys to homosexuality...seems in itself a little gay.
You sure you're not one of those straight guys that don't know they're gay yet? Careful, you don't wanna fuck your own shit up.

See, thats a weird thing.... Carson from Queer Eye is FLAMING gay, and perverted, but not really a pervert.


the german guy from Hostel, was basically straight, but had a taste for younger men. that, to me, is a pervert. I think it comes down to motivation. if you are sexually attarcted to men, you are gay, no biggie.

but if you are primarily attracted to women, but crave sex with men, it seems creepy... Probably because those guys endup having sex with men and then either killing them or setting them on fire....

There are guys here at this forum...Just about every guy here has discussed sex at some point (we all have...There may be only a very few exceptions)...So, does that mean that the guys at this forum (including yourself) are gay?


And...If a guy even THINKS about "what it would be like to suck a cock,"...He's at LEAST bi-curious....Straight guys don't think about other guys cocks AT ALL...


And you claim that in any case where you are doing something with the opposite sex, you are not gay...Well, what if a straight chick makes out with a gay guy?...Does that make the guy 'no longer gay'...or 'ungay' during that moment?


I seriously think your logic is flawed on this one...

GODDAMMIT IT'S A KING MISSILE SONG I SAID!!!




:p

LOL...GODDAMMIT I KNOW!!!...But, it was still fun playing with you :p

Is it me, or does it seem like whatever threads become perverted, are the only ones that keep going and going and going? So if that's the case, and after what he just said about the gay thing, we must all be gay!