depends on the amount of alcohol involved......


I can rememebr some women that sure as fuck seemed like an accident the day after.....

anyways...........back on topic.............random facts........



I write depressive/violent/ lovesick/ hateful songs, poems, etc

I'm 5'8"

I'm also an artist.....


I do electronics installations for a living...

I currently have rotator cuff tendonitis in my left shoulder, and I am left handed (thus all the posts about pills being good) >:]

I got contact lenses today

I'm currently drinking Chocolate Milk and I'm in school.

I make an excellent home made 3-cheese stuffed pasta.

What time's dinner? :D

I'm very critical.

I masturbate a lot.

I love to clean ( when Im stoned ) and organise alot.

I barely get any sleep.

But, do you clean WHILE masturbating....EHHHHH??!?!?

My random facts -
I have a saw lower back...mainly due to the way I sleep.
I'm watching "ready steady cook"

Buffed...haha

Here's something not many people at ALL know about me...I can actually sing very well, when I'm not being a moron with it as I usually am. But my voice seems to only sound right country type music, or rockabilly. A lil bit ago I was singin "Ring of fire" to my cat:p She likes it.

Also, when I was 5, someone stole my shoes at Showbiz.:(

i drink hot tea and love mayonaise sandwiches!

I can't stand country music at all. However I do like the song Garth Brooks sang with the monsters on Sesame Street ( I do have a 4 year old)
I like hot food. Spicy hot. So hot, I need a jug of cold dew by my side & my eyes water.
I like sex anywhere but the bedroom ( bedroom sex blah)
I got a letter from London today from a publishing company that wants my poetry to go international. :D

Oh ok cool. lol
Thanx. I threw it away though. Might regret it but, for 1 they want me to come up with a new poem & I have nothing brewing in my head at the moment. Plus to get a copy of the book is 47 american dollars & I'm broke. ( I love seeing my name in print maybe some day my name will be in lights too lol )

My eyes are kind of a crappy dark green color, but when bright light hits em, they turn amberish with red in the middle. Freaks me out...redness. They get REALLY freaky lookin when I'm in bright sun...kinda like a cat.

HAHA !

:p

I have a short fuse...something I'm trying to work on.

I don't like having headaches or the blocked nose thing only on one side, I'd rather both sides hurt/were blocked, because lack of equilibrium is something that I have trouble with, in any shape or form.

A large part (perhaps even the slight majority) of the music I like was made before I was born.

The same as above, with cars in place of music.

I intermittantly try to eat foods I don't like at all, just to see if anything's changed.

I was actually expelled from high school for hurting someone.
Took a shitty path for a while after that, but have since done all my studies through TAFE (Technical And Further Education).

I simply cannot wire electronic things. Hate it.

Eh, there's more, as always...some other time.

I got up and hour ago, and STILL have 2 hours before work...crazyness.

Marroe...Ya look stoned. ;)



I love all the manly stuff ( electronics, cars , chicks :P ).. Always been a bit tomboy.

My eyeball?:confused:

Yeah your eyeball...What else.. Your eyebrow?

I was just making sure you couldn't see me like...right now.:)

I'm pregnant:)

Are you really???????!!!!!!!! Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When's the baby due?

Surprise, surprise...



I want to specialise in making sashimi, yep, I actually want to study in Japan for a year, somewhere down the line.

I prefer drinking coke from a glass bottle, especially the "classic" variety.

My favourite beers are Coopers Red (Aust), Guiness, Schneiderweiss, Grolsche (?sp?), James Squire, Caffreys, Holandia, Elephant, and Beez Neez - Honey wheat Beer.
Other than that, I don't really like beer at all...and even the above-mentioned are only occasional.

I have no fear whatsoever of spiders, scorpions, dogs or snakes.
Wasps and bees, however, I don't like.

Everything I prepare for myself will either have pepper, chilli, or garlic in it.

A good salad...I love...People just don't spend enough time making them spectacular.

Yaaaaaayyyyyy!!!! :D

My favorite movie is a tie with Clerks. and Taxi Driver..










Oh yeah...my favorite band is NIN...

Seriously, it was an accident. I was the lucky freshman picked to run inside everytime a coach or captain got thirsty, our locker room was across from the girls', I took a left instead of a right.

I saw two old bitches walk into a male bathroom at Westfield, then I heard one go "oh", and they walked out, kinda doing that embarrassed "I'm a stupid old senile biatch" laugh.

embarassing admission - i always get right and left confused - i'm hell to drive with if you're navigating

My favorite cheese is Monterey Jack, I could eat it everday and sometimes do....making tacos with it now:)

I love to smell tea bags...the real tea kind! Don't start:p

do you - on occassion - cut the cheese while you're tea bagging?

haha, thats gotta be the oddest thing I have heard/seen all day. Good Job!

Congratulations!!

thank you very much


OH and congrats NOVA - and, for the record, no matter what the rumour mill is spreading - I am NOT the father. . . let's just get that straight right now

Congradulations, hope everything goes well.

I fart way too much.

I saw a guy at the store with a purse. A freaking purse! & this is America not Europe. I wear a chained wallet ( only cuz I don't wanna deal with or have enough things to put in a purse.
I don't wear make up.
I'm hooked on the Sopranos. Love any mob movie too.