LMFAO!!!!!!god damn!!!!!!!:D

First thing: If you have a pocket protector in your shirt pocket or medical tape around your glasses holding them together, get rid of 'em!

Just kiddin'.

Like several have said before me...Just be yourself. If you are overly shy, you gotta find a way to get over it. The worst thing a chic will do if they don't want to go out with you is say no.

I have and continue to have (although I am now married) been approached by beautiful women and been asked to dance, flirted with, and other things I probably shouldn't get into right now... I think alot of it has to do with your self confidence and how you portray it. I have been through alot of shit in my life and I am comfortable and relaxed in about any place or any situation. People don't scare me and the ones that think they're tough make me laugh. So just be confident in yourself. Maintain your composure and don't act nervous in crowds such as bars - be relaxed. Women like to feel protected (but not over-protected), so don't hide under your chair if a fight or two breaks out. Women that are interested in you will watch your reaction to a stressfull situation.

If you are in a bar, don't get slobberin-assed drunk. The only ones that like that are the bar owners. You will home alone and feel like shit the next day. Just get a light buzz...just to the point that you feel more relaxed. Liquid courage if you will.

I realize that there are many other places to meet women besides bars...but honestly I can't think of better places. Go to the clubs that draw the dancers or kareoke singers or with live bands . You will usually find groups of women together. I would not recommend going up to a table full of them and picking one out amoung the others...that usually will back fire. Instead, either "A" send all of them a round of drinks then watch (Don't stare) their reaction then work your way tothe one that watched you back, or "B" wait until the one you are interested in is away from the others.

Trust me, I'm on my third marriage and have had many, many girl friends.





And.............If all else fails............go to your local porn shop and get a blow up girl friend to go!

:D :D :D

I don't know about bars, the music is too loud they can never hear what I'm saying (I have a very quiet voice).

I don't know about the moonwalking bit either, my penis would have to be a metre long to slap her in the face with it, lol. :p

Maybe I should just acknowledge that I'll be single all my life and just live romance through fantasy. :(

Yeah I don't know. I'm trying to be positive now. Tonight I scouted out a few bars, but I didn't go in them. I will have to prepare myself for that.

Afterwards I ordered a pizza, and there was this dude who only had one arm and he had a girlfriend. Wtf??? Ok so a one-armed guy has a girlfriend but I go home alone. Ahh well. :rolleyes:

Re: How do you get a girlfriend?
 

once you find a relationship you'll spend the rest of your time trying to get out of it.so enjoy the single life it never lasts long!



...and remember behind every fine ass woman is a man tired of "f@#king" her(harse but true),so be patient.:rolleyes:

Re: How do you get a girlfriend?
 

Be yourself and don't ever try to be someone you're not, if you aren't charming don't try to be, if you're not a genius don't try to be one. Approach girls you're attracted to, be yourself and eventually one 'll come along that likes what kind of person you are.

How are you automatically more worthy? You sound like a loser. ;)

throw some gel in your hair, be cool and use your best pick up line.
I would give you one, but there secret.

Yeah I am a loser. I won't deny it. But I'm not a loser in all things. I'm mainly a loser because I have mostly failed in human relationships so far. What seperates me from other losers is that I am not going to give up easily, though it's going to be an uphill battle.

Btw, I meant no offense to people who have physical disabilities.

Anyway, I decided to create a profile on a dating site.

Then again, I have to remember the old saying: "Be careful what you wish for, because you just might get it". :eek:

dating sites send you on blind dates which is far worse than approaching a girl yourself, and another thing about blind dates....haven't you seen Audition?

do you just come here for dating advice?

Yes I come here for dating advice. That's why it's called Horror.com. :D

And haven´t you seen the girls who´s blind dating? They´re like....

Hey I can't be picky can I? :p

Does all this sound creepy to you? Does me stating that I would like a girlfriend a creepy thing? I was just wondering today. It just doesn't come naturally to me.

Then I realise, I am a dull, lifeless person. No one would ever want to be with me. I am better off alone.

Still, I can dream, can't I?......

You can always get a dog? right?

this thread has gone beyond dumb into a whole new level.

i can understand if you actually like horror movies .. and posted about them occasionally, then once you get to know people you make an 'advice for the lovelorn' post.

but to join a horror forum and start and participate in this one thread ? I have more respect for the spammers and pimps..

not to mention whining about how everyone else has a gf but you - as if you are better and more deserving ?

turn off the computer .. read a few books, see a shrink...
or post in a proper forum.

Agreed Urg...
Nyder man - I mean, it might be different if you actually acted as though you were absorbing any of the information like EVERYONE has been throwing your way...all I've heard from the beggining is "no, I can't, I won't" ...like, no specific offence intended, but it's just one fucking "but" after the other with you...Either act on our information, or don't ask for it.
If you don't INTEND to ever actually make SOME small effort to get out there, don't, just...like, use this place for some kinda ongoing sympathy trip.
We shouldn't be here to boost your self esteem and ego, that should be your job, now, get on it already!

- B.

I believe this thread justifies itself by being a kind of public service announcement; warning others not to become as pathetic as I am. Very appropriate for a horror forum I think. :p

Anyway the advice is appreciated. I don't think it's going to help me, but still, better to die trying I guess. :rolleyes:

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Thats funny....here's another

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2.../tombstone.jpg

It's simple
all u do is ask a girl out!!!:D

DEAD THREAD

"Yes, hello. How are you? That's good. Anyway, I was wondering, do you want to go out for a coffee or something? No? You're busy? Well, maybe another time then. Okay, well I'll see you later. Bye." ME=LOSER!!!!!

You know, you guys are right. I just don't deserve a girlfriend. I'm just too pathetic for my own good.

Now I have this big gaping void to fill for the rest of my life. What am I going to do? I guess I could play video games or something. Hopefully I won't get even more bored. :rolleyes:

And ferrit666; dude, you're 12 years old. I'm 11 years older then you, and you probably have more experience with girls then me!!! :eek:

are you for real?!?

I think this farce has burnt out, anyone can't seriously be this inept at social relations with other people. I think you'll find, people here became tiresome of this trolling a few pages ago. I'll admit it was humerous at first, but no body cares now.

If there is a shred of truth in it, you're at the wrong place... go vist a counsellor or a shrink if thats what they call them in Aus, and seek medicaly advised help, since you wont get anything here.

Or he could just go home and have a BIIIIIGGGG wank.

That'll cheer him up.

just use a dating serice, and if you don't slash her up we don't care anymore. Im surprised people have been this helpful for this long considering this is the only place you post. See you are a lucky boy, now go masterbate and get over it.

Nah seriously mate. Buck your ideas up. If you go out looking for these things they'll never happen. If you do wanna bird you gotta stop spendin all your time on the internet like a saddo (mmmm....what does that make me then???).....errr.....anyway, what i mean is you should go out and join a club or somethin. Do somethin like martial arts, take up a language etc etc. Anythin that'll allow you to meet new people. Thats just it you see....you meet people though people. Then you'll probably make a load of new mates (different to the ones you've got) and hopefully you might meet a bird who likes you.

Chin up.

Youch.

I met her at moutian village, about to night later I went to her house piss drunk and gave her a drink, we talked for a couple of hours, I don't remember what we were talking at all,and had sex. then we sorta just hooked up.

nice way to get a girl! i'll give you an A for effert!

APPLAUDS!!!

By the way Barb, I have your av. on a t-shirt. I just love the Ghastlycrumb Tinies.

people you don't just ask a girl(although it has worked in many accations) do you wanna go out with me?

Just find a chick who can't even spell occasions.

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BURN!!!!

I'll give you a D- for poor spelling.

what a bitchin shirt. Im jealous. I like Edward Gorey a lot. Did you see the menstral art I posted, or would that gross you out?

Did you guys see the John Bellairs books he illustrated? Nice work. (Nice books too!)

Did you guys see the John Bellairs books he illustrated? Nice work. (Nice books too!)

How the heck did that happen??

I posted that twice twice!

I posted that twice twice!