Tis a beeeotch

How so?

Ummm..you're just bored huh? haha

it's curly, and it gets all fuzzy, and it won't cooperate, and I can't dye it cuz it's too dark:mad: .....Oh, and if I brush it, it comes out of my head

Yep bored shitless.......
Yeh that's why I keep mine real short. It gets real thick, curly and out of control.

I'm trying to grow mine to my butt!

You should! Really long hair looks amazing...... but that's just me.

I'ma workin on it.....it just needs to quit being such a bitch

I really hate when people think that just because you're skinny, that you are anorexic. I also hate people trying to push their beliefs on you. Thats just me though!

dito

I hate my hair too.

It's on hair now?
I haven't read the last few pages...is it still about HATING?
Hating hair huh?

I hate when old bitches throw in the purple rinse...weirds me out.

As for my hair, can't really complain...its pretty long, and needs a cut, but I kinda like it...dead straight, parts in the middle and gets cool waves n shit happenin'...although I DO hate how fuckin' flat n untrainable it gets the days I condition it, yup, needs it a little dirt to get it's style on...

I cut my hair when i was 19. Got tired of rolling my shoulder on to it at night. it was halfway down my back.

Now, i have a nice manageble crew-cut type thing going on. 1/4 to 1/2 inch tops. cool in the summer, easy to cover in the winter. :)

i havent owned a comb since i was a kid ..
i have crazy unmanageable hair ...

so i just let it be ..i lost the war

this reminds me.....need to get my hair cut while i'm on holiday

I've pretty much lost all my hair uptop, I'm not bitter. Was down the hairdoo shop last time, and the nice pretty girl stylist felt sorry for me last time I went, she said she had an idea that would cheer me up so I could still make a worthwhile visit..... I go there once a month now and she trims up my pubic hair.

get her to do a transplant of the nether region hair - to the top of your dome ! i hope the rest of the hair on your head is curly :D

It'd end up looking like a flamin afro roflmao :D

...WITH HER TEETH...
afro baldy? talk about doll-hair.

I'm sorry, I shouldn't say that...I may in fact sympathise....



















































...one day.

now that would be ultra cool.... but could I withstand the pain?!?!..




yeah hell I could :D

Once I ate a sour cranberry candy....just then.
These are something I DON'T hate.

You could like, make more new hair out of tinfoil, then you could be ASTRO-baldy...

here's 2 nasty food items..

frezer burnt icecream
frostbitten oranges.

the orange one turns me right off .. takes 1/2 hour to peel them properly only to find it juiceless !!!!! arggghhh !!!

What about cheese left uncovered in the refrigerator?
That's like the ancient ruins of food...

I hate being "in the mood", and then something comes along and totally destroys it.

Like making out, and both you and your significant other are in the zone, you can tell this is going to be one of those magical, earth-shaking times where you are going to destroy furniture, and then somehting comes on the tv that completely kills it.

Like a local furniture commercial, or a commercial about laxitives.

Or a 2live crew video?

I hate friggin bad colds, just finished a 4 night stretch at work, and manage to get through it okish, now I've got 3 days/nights off and the fucking thing gets worse and I fell like shit.

and what pisses me off more than not enjoying food atm, is that it's made me fucking deaf... I can't watch films properly now cos I'll end up blowing the speakers with the volume up too loud.

:mad: :mad:

thisis a very 'tasteless' thing to relate (pardon the pun)
but it's too good not to tell...

i'll try to be delicate ..


many years ago my gf and i were getting down to business
on the couch in the living room ...

lets just say i was 'performing a service'

about 15 minutes in, the song on the radio penetrates my subconcious and i slowly begin to hear that it's Weird Al's 'Eat It'

- his parody on Jackson's 'Beat It'

so the cohorous kicks in with 'All you gotta do is Eat It'

and i burst out laughing.... in a bad spot - at a bad time ..

took us a while to get that train back on the tracks :D

Speaking of food.... here was a terrible incident.

We had bought some "twisted Tea", which isnt that good to begin with. Bree hated it, but we kept it. We had opened a bottle, she tasted it, hated it, so we screwed the lid back on.

And promptly forgot that any had been opened.

We held on to them for several months, and one day, i was fresh out of beer and wanted something with a bite, so idecided to have one of the teas. Raspberry flavored, Twisted tea.

Fate was not with me. i grabbed the 1 bottle that had been opened. Closing a bottle again, you dont really get the same kind of seal that the bottle gets in a factory... and , well....sugar filled alchoholic drinks ferment further when opened, and bacteria from your mouth gets on it...

But not into alchohol. into moldy, raspberry flavored cheap-ass malt vinegar.

I had taken the cap off and tilted my head back for a nice long... big swig.

Ever see those nature shows where the frog eats the bombardier beetle? its eyes roll back and close, get all watery, then it vomits the beetle back out and it's mouth hangs open while it gags trying to rid it'self of the painful, awful taste.

Same thing. i have never been so disgusted by anything in my life. it tasted worse than puke, and it had developed a lyer of moldy skin on the top, which stuck to my tongue.

it took brushing my teeth twice and motuhwash to START to get rid of the taste....

one time a maxi pad commercial came on and the first thing they said was ''don't you hate feminine itching and order? cause I know I do.''

Vod, if you weren't you....would you laugh at you?
I don't think I could NOT.

:D

It could have been worse....the song could have been Lynyrd Skynyrd's "That Smell".

i did that with a rotton chocolate milk carton out of a vending machine at work ..

i took a big swig, immediately tasted the 'strawberry flavor' and the texture of loose jello

the grossest thing was that when i instinctively spit it out, it went back into the carton with a little 'blooop' even though a large portion made it into my mouth .. and my mouth was almost a foot from the carton when i spit ..it was one long living attached thing that wanted to get back into the carton ..

i almost hurled because of that ..

now i always take a tentative sip of any kind of milk first

thats true :D

puring out the last remains of a cereal packet and covering with milk, and then taking the first mouthfull and the milk tastes like it's been squeezed out of a handfull of cheese curds :(

done that a couple of times.

I was GONNA have some milk, but that just turned me over

The irony in your words Cheeba is that someone actually said the EXACT same thing to me in person when i told them that story :)


And from the outside, it is fucking hilarious. The shit was coming out of my nose i was spitting so hard to expunge it.

A cou0ple of years later, i still wont drink twisted tea, but the story is funny as hell :)

I hate it when you wait for months filled with anticipation to see a movie and it sucks.

Halloween Resurrection
The Village


Batman and Star Wars are next and I hope I don't have to add them to the list.

seriously ...... i think only sissies would drink something called 'twisted tea'


heheheheheheheheheh :D

Jerk....:)

I did state that it was for my wife and she hated it... I declared it ahead of time that it was a girl drink...

Jerk...:)

I hate it when you're out with someone and they see one of their friends that you don't know and the talk about you like you're not there. My girlfriend and I were in a dvd store one time and she saw a friend and they start talking, I'm about 4 feet from them....

''who's he?''

''my boyfriend.''

''oh that's Brian?''

''yeah''

blah blah blah, they went on for about another minute or so talking about me and the whole time I'm thinking to myself ''Hello! I'm right here!''

I hate it when Vodstock gets hungry and he grabs a bottle of barbeque sauce and starts chasing around the first living creature he sees.