PUSSY!

one gay man's opinion
 

This is just one gay man's opinion: I love suckin dick and will suck as many as I can. Just 2 requirements: You're of legal age and you're somewhat good lookin. I also love to suck balls and I like when a guy fucks my throat and talks dirty to me, and yes I will swallow jizz if that's what the guy wants. And by the way, all ya homophobes and bigots can judge me all ya want and say what ya want, but I really don't care. Fuck you guys!

Well, I for one woulda just assumed you were a chick...but hey, knowing you're a guy, feel free to suck all the dicks you like.
Yup, suck a big fat dick or ten. Just leave MY wang outta it, and you're good to go.

:rolleyes: ok insane78....but please dont tell me more.....

...that said there are are lot of girls out there who could need some practice...no biting !...

I just read the first post, and the guy is actualyl wrong.

I question the cleanliness of the girls he licks.

Yes, when its NOT taken care of, the pussy can smell and be VERy..VERY unpleasant...you can be fucking doggystyle..and the smell will just attack you. So licking that is very very nasty.

(this usually happens after a long along hot summer day--which leads to fucking.)


BUT..its rare...when im going to fuck. I know it. Or at least i take the proper precautions(either way).

My partner is expected (and usually does) the same.

So when i go down...i smell nothing but soap...body lotion..and all that yummy stuf..the stuff that makes me want to work on her for hours.

same with us guys.

If we dont keep it clean. with baby powder..lots of showering and cologne.

WE REAK..nasty ass grundle...just as bad


its give and take.


and for the record.

I LOVE IT FREAKY.

Facials and all.

That was so unnecessarily informative...

Insane78, I dont think I even want to know how you managed to stumble over this relic of a thread.....

Fuck blow jobs.. That goes the same with going down on a chick.

I will always say this. Fucking will always win over the above..

There's etiquette? If I'm in love with the person attached to it, and it's clean...it's whatever.

Ya should be clean anyway.. I mean.. ewwwww. Too many images..

well, yeah...but according to what I just read, some people may not know that.

sick sick people

They do make handy little wipes to freshen up a bit, but there is definitely a great bit of eeew factor in this thread.

Skoof, honey, TMI, babe, TMI.

Good God people, a real lady would never call it a BJ.......I always use the term "PUFF CHORE":o

For some reason I like the expression "going down" on someone rather than bj's and what not. There's really no "graceful" of discussing it. Even the term "fellacio" is sort of...dirty.

Does this make me a prude?

To me that one sounds worse, haha. Makes me wanna stay away from those cream puff horns:o

ever hear the one about the girl who cannot get rid of a mouth sore? it just keeps getting worse. eventually she decides to see a doctor about it. he decides its best she not know what the problem is; after much insisting he informs her that she had a maggot embedded in her mouth. the only way that would be possible, he informs her is if she or someone she knows works with dead animals or persons.

her boyfriend worked at a morgue.


always found that funny. also funny how some urban legends to repeat themselves in actual life events :D

does that mean you never going down on Cheeb ? ...poor guy :p

Anybody here eat tuna!??!!??!?!?!










Smell's like tuna but tastes like chicken.:D :D :D :D :D

I hate myself.

ok... really... i just gagged. ewwwwww

Ahhhh Sugar Butt.....you're my kinda gal :p ;) :D

Nono...it's still a here and there thing...my needs are fully
taken care of, I'm easy.

That's not as uncommon as it sounds. I never went down on one of my exboyfriends, because he was uncircumsized. I realize that is a cultural thing, but still, unless the dude is really clean, this little Witch ain't goin' down town.

tachii, that was foul. Really foul. Abominably foul. And sorta kinda amusing too.:D That's one of those tales you might need to be in the mood to read. Might want to go back and put a disclaimer on that one. You know, like: Don't read this after eating or Don't read this unless your sense of humor is rather "creative" at the mo.

LMAO :D That may explain why cheebs is a little testy now and then ;)

I'm just going to rush headlong into this. It surprises me how many of my girlfriends in the past didn't understand that while taking care of the shaft is always nice, spend a goodish amount of time on the tip. It's very sensitive and from what I've heard from my own satisfied men (sorry gang :p I'm trying really hard to be sorta polite) that it's very nice.

A Woman's Take on the Subject:

1. First and foremost, we're not obligated to do it.
2. Extension to #1, so, if you DO get one, be
grateful.
3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video, it's
NOT standard practice to cum on someone's face.
4. Extension to #3, no, I DON'T have to swallow.
5. My ears are NOT handles.
6. Extension to #5, don't push on top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. Besides, you REALLY want puke on your dick?
7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get. It's NEVER ok to fart.
8. Having my period does not mean it's "hummer week". Get it through your head: I'm bloated and I feel like shit, so NO, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you. You just can't have sex right now.
9. Extension to #8, "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls. If you're that desperate, go jerk-off and leave me alone with my Midol.
10. If I have to stop to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've "wrecked" it for you.
11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately after is HIGHLY inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future.
12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment. Review #2 above about gratitude.
13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't give a shit about the protein content.
14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.
15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It's not appropriate to sympathize OR brag.
16. Just because it's "awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning".



Disagree except for # 7

^^ that's what the very first post in the thread was.

And it's mostly as true now as it was when it was first posted.

Nahhh....not most of it is true, and the stuff that is....well, that's how guys are. They shouldn't get picked on so much.

I would have to agree that they are pretty handy, and sometimes even nifty.

awww, c'mooooonnnnn....they're adorable all over:)

They're fun to play with! ;)

Truth be told.....most guys HATE blowjobs.





















bwahahahahahahahahahah

no sense of humor :(

I heard a worse maggot story:)

So it seems some girl and her man messed with food during sex. A few weeks later this girl was having orgasms out of no where in class (the guy who told me this said they were in high school at the time). It got so weird she went to the doctor to see if this was "normal", only to find out she had maggots moving around inside of her because apparantly she's dirty and didn't dig all the food out of her.

Sounds like a bullshit story to me, but gross all the same. Enjoy.

at least someone appreciated the story :)
disclaimer! where's the fun in that?
kind of ruins the effect


still funny tho :)

My God woman, you're making ME horny and I'm female (and het all the way). But from the sounds of it, we have similar techniques. ;) Never had any complaints. But don't forget about Mr. Shafty either, don't want him getting too lonely. I can't believe I just said that.

WHAT.......the balls get NO respect.

http://poetry.rotten.com/testicle/eleph4.jpg

that one's new to me
not too many people can get me to raise an eyebrow


you know she still dug it :p